I walked into the kitchen one morning and turned to see Adam had attached a note to our calendar, it said:
Looks like Ken Jennings
Monthly Archive for April, 2005
I watched “What about Bob?” this afternoon for these reasons:
- it is one of my favourite moo-vies ever
- Â the friend that is over has never seen it
- Â i joke in therapy sessions about ‘going Bob Wiley’ on him, or ‘feeling all Bob Wiley (I also refer to some bad days as ‘Bob Wiley’ kind of days to my friends)
- Bill Murray is genius in it
- Adam has the bank card so I couldn’t go out and get new sandals because the ones from last summer smell so bad I fear that everyone within a ten mile radius can smell my feet; and because
- Â there is a little bit of Bob Wiley in all of us
About three quarters of the way through the moo-vie the phone rang and it was Dr. T (that will be his alias). He needs me to change my appointment time.
The timing on that call is just a little bit too CRAZY for me !
Gus is extremely particular with who she likes and does not like. She can also love you for 4+ years and then turn instantly on you after you visit her apartment with someone else’s dog; as Ray found out the hard way. (even I had no idea Gus was that snotty).
Gus is a little neurotic, unless she has drooled on you, drops of drool, she does not love you. Even if she has kissed you on the lips, licked the tip of your nose or chin, sat on you, played with you, and/or let you pet her while she is sitting on you; until she drools on you, you are nothing to her.
One of my old roommates who I happened to be really close friends with at the time got ridiculously excited the first time Gus drooled on her. I will never forget it because I accidentally made her feel bad when she was telling me how sweet Gus was being to her and how she sat with her each morning while she read the paper etc. So I asked her if Gus had drooled on her, she said no and I proceeded to tell her that until she was drooled on Gus may like you but you are more a warm lap, just someone to get attention from. I came in the door about a month later to her shrieking that Gus had finally drooled on her.
Gus has a cute little crush on Adam and follows him around and meows after him. It makes me jealous sometimes I won’t lie.
Last night I saw Gus sitting with David after Adam went to bed. I thought Gus would remember him rather quickly as Gus has been around since I was in the 12th grade and David remembers her as a kitten even. She doesn’t hate on David or anything but she is being rather tentative. Just moments ago Gus was giving the tip of my nose some little kitty licks and I just couldn’t help but ask:
Me: Has she given you any kisses yet ?
David: No
Me: Sucks to be you man
Me: You mean, she hasn’t licked you anywhere ?
David: No
Who didn’t know it was going to be a non-elimination leg but still if Rob and Amber had of been last I would have died.
I really hate it when you lend something to someone and they don’t give it back. I recently caught the cast of The Simpson’s on Behind the Actors Studio and was reminded how much I love the moo-vie The Birdcage. Hank Azaria is just too funny as the flamboyant housekeeper, Agador Spartacus. I had to rent it due to the ass pants who never returned it, we aren’t even friends anymore so I am never getting it back !!
