depression, recovery, and life in vancouver
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You Are Bart Simpson |
 Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as “trouble.” Little do they know that you’re wise and well accomplished beyond your years. You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet Your life philosophy: “I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!” |
stolen from raymi
holy crap i just screamed like a GIRL. i found a BEE on the window sill and i grabbed a drying cloth from the window to kill it and i was sure i shmushed it DEAD cause i really didn’t want to get stung and the window it was by is super hard to open. (Ellen Degenerous would be so upset i just killed the BEEEEEE) i was SURE it was DEAD. but then just a second a go i heard a buzzing sound and i slowly like in a horror movie lifted the cloth and expected to see a dying BEE and i was thinking MAN tough BEE i KILLED you like an HOUR a go!!!! BUT the bee was GONE GONE GONE. [this discovery lead to the screaming like a GIRL] so now im thinking GREAT the bee is stalking me and going to sting me to get me back. i sat down to write you anyway….but in deep deep fear, i could HEAR the buzzzzzzzzzzing…and then there it was walking towards me buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing buzzzzzzzzzzing like i hadn’t even TRIED to shmush it before. STUPID BEE. so this time i really shmushed it. it still took TWO times. strongest BEE EVER.
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] hey! 
take my website quiz please. no golden girls…but still.
[b]joe mamma:[/b] i’m on it, tiger.
[b]joe mamma:[/b] how are things?
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] good i’ve gone posting NUTS today but after yesterdays post it is GOOD
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] ive been up since five im wired
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] how are you?
[b]joe mamma:[/b] fuck around — why?
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] i just couldn’t sleep in today
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] cry me a river
[b]joe mamma:[/b] fuck you with the first question being a trick question
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] i think you may send a few more fuck yous
[b]joe mamma:[/b] fuck you on number 2 too
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] don’t worry terra is a close friend too and she only got 60 and said as much in her comment
[b]joe mamma:[/b] i fucking hate this quiz
[b]joe mamma:[/b] none right so far
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] oh you do do you??
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] r u for real? none? HAHAHA
[b]joe mamma:[/b] SOCK MONKEYS ARE WANTED BY EVERYONE, MOUTHERFUCKER
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] i KNOW! BUT who am i to take THAT much of a liberty?
[b]joe mamma:[/b] you can’t stand baseball, bitch?
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] HAHAHA
[b]joe mamma:[/b] f u c k y o u t h r e e t i m e s
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] ewwwwww my belly hurts laughing so hard
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] i might have to post this
[b]joe mamma:[/b] whatevah, geek. you seriously suck ass.
[b]joe mamma:[/b] i got one fucking question right
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] awesome!!
[b]joe mamma:[/b] and you watch ellen because you’re fucking nuts, i’m sorry
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] i knew you’d pick nuts im expecting that answer lots
[b]joe mamma:[/b] fuuuuuuck. that was painful. trick questions, misleading questions… and a few that aren’t even true (like the last one).
[b]joe mamma:[/b] well, have a shitty day you fucking dork. i feel like i hardly know you now.
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] oh whatever!!
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] see this is WHY im a shitty blogger!
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] why i RULE the club
[b]joe mamma:[/b] my god. i’m never taking another gusgreeper quiz….
[b]doing dishes is stupid:[/b] terra was pissed too oh she was
[b]joe mamma:[/b] hah hah… done!
[i] the quiz went up on thursday i changed the date to friday cause of the having gone posting NUTS.[/i]
