As someone who already spells bad I have a pretty big issue with the new Will Smith movie The Pursuit of Happyness being spelt HAPPYNESS. Let’s all teach kids to spell bad. I had extra help in spelling and still can’t spell, spelling is hard. I know proper grammar I simply don’t use it. I spend a lot of time checking the dictionary and making sure I’m using the right spelling. Which I might add is very hard if you already can’t spell the bloody word sometimes looking it up is futile. If it was some legal issue like a movie or something already being called ‘The Pursuit of HAPPINESS’ then they should have named the movie something else. This is also a word I used to continuously spell wrong because I would spell it how it sounded. HAPPYNESS is not in the dictionary.
Maybe this happens all the time and my spelling is simply so bad I have never noticed and now that they have done it with an easy word I’m all up in arms, that’d be funny.
Whatever the reason I don’t really care it is going to be a huge movie for a while and it is promoting bad spelling and I am against that.
Monthly Archive for December, 2006
My psychiatrist moved my appointment this week from Friday at five to today at four. I thought three but it is four. Not having therapy on the Friday before Christmas will likely be better off for me than I even realize because I will avoid the traffic and the possible freaking out and embarrassing myself that comes when I get stressed out.
Look at me here taking responsibly for my actions and not blaming it on other morons. I’M CURED!
The Dr. says whenever he has to cancel a week or if he moves my appointment that I either don’t show up the week before or the week after or I cancel the day he moved it to. No point in lying in therapy for serious so I had to stop doing that but it was a control thing. I almost never don’t go now so I’m going but the weather is STUPID bad, I don’t know why I even care or complain I have lived here how many years it rains GET OVER IT CORINNA. BUT he moved his office and it takes three buses to get there now and I seriously hate the bus so much I want to kill the bus.
The only real issue I have with my appointment being changed is that I haven’t been allotted the full amount of time to do whatever homework I may or may not have been given nor have I been given enough time to adequately fuck up a weeks worth of things yet to need my full fifty minutes. Thankfully yesterday was a particularly bad day.
Posted because I mentioned it and then Brrr said TELL ME!
I thought there was only one time I had gotten all excited and giddy over seeing celebrities in Vancouver and then I remembered the other time the JT time. Not sure how I forgot that one.
I don’t have a lot of patience even when fully medicated. One of many things I blame on being an only child.
I had my parent’s car because they were vacationing and had driven it down from the North to fly out from YVR. Parts of my memory are very sketchy here but I’m pretty sure I was still addicted to US Magazine at the time to the point where I almost needed an intervention and had parked on the side street next to the 7-11 leaving Adam in the car so I wouldn’t get a ticket and ran in to get one. I was trying to turn right when all of this obnoxious honking broke out and traffic kind of stopped and I was starting to get irritated and mad because I couldn’t turn when I looked up and saw none other than Justin Timberlake and went from irritated and mad to holy shit that’s Justin Timberlake I can’t think I can’t drive what do I do? And I had Adam with me so I had to act it down man. He was in a huge Cadillac Escalade and I don’t know if Cameron was in there because the back windows were tinted. I know she was in the city though because photos in US Magazine showed them together on Robson Street. I seem to remember he was here filming with Kevin Spacey but I don’t think I’ve seen a movie come out with those two and I’ve never looked it up to confirm its validity. But it was not for a concert. I managed to make my turn and was trying to get Adam to dial numbers on my cell phone for me so I could scream I JUST SAW JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE but he was not very co-operative. Go figure. It happened really fast and all but I still saw him.
BUT the real time the main time that I was like HOLY SHIT was in early 2000 when Ryan Phillippe was here filming The Way of the Gun, Reese Witherspoon was here with him and their daughter Ava was barely Zorro size and Reese had her in a snuggly.
I was walking to work and I saw them standing on the corner I was to turn left on and therefore walked past them did a quick look back was like HOLY that was cool and walked into MacDonald’s to get some breakfast. The place was suspiciously empty.
I was taking my time reviewing the menu when in they walked and I was still the only person in there. I remember Ryan had really bad skin and I thought HA. I did not speak to them. All the Macdonald’s ladies had crazy smiles on their faces. Ryan walked up and grabbed a copy of The Vancouver Sun and brought it over to where Reese was standing RIGHT NEXT TO ME and showed her a picture of Jennifer Lopez on the top section of the cover as a preview of ‘celebrity award show fashion’ and said to Reese, “SEE THAT is what she wore”. It was the infamous [deep V] Versace. And it was SO REAL. It was like they were normal people or something.





CRIMUS EVE-STRAVAGANZA
now this may be hard to believe, but for an extra special pre-CRIMUS EVE-STRAVAGANZA
i have convinced our lovely hostesssss to run the speed of light so as to make the
big wood tree at english bay a little more 21fst century. i figured shed be ok
cause its not icy. i wouldnt let her break the sound barrier if it were icy.
but thankfully we are a go here. now where did i put the flame retardant jelly?
this part always reminds me of the incredible hulk. right before she does a baaadaassss peelout.
there she goes! its like a perfect marriage of jet jaguar and astro boy.
thanks for the festive litey crimus eve-stravaganza you diizzy speed of light runner you.
you totally ran into OBLIVION!
MERRY CRIMUS TO AL, AN TO AL A GOOD NITE!!! CRIMUS HIFIVES! YEAAAAAHH!!