Monthly Archive for May, 2007

Moving Day

Gus Greeper has moved to WordPress. I am feeling very overwhelmed and unsure. I know it will work better in the long run but moving is scary. I’m not keeping this template and I have no idea what I’m doing. I am getting good help though so I hope to be up and running plus knowing what I am doing very soon. I lost all your comments, and have to re enter links and you’ll notice a few other things that are ‘off’ but my other program was so horrid I am just happy to be moved and have a fresh start!

Thank you for your patience during this learning curve.

Miss Universe

Adam and I were watching the Miss Universe pageant last night because we rule and are very good judges and normally pick the winner. Canada was not in the finals this year. Miss USA was though. ‘She’ normally is. I have no problem with that, why would I she tried just as hard as everyone else to get there. OR DID SHE???? During various moments of the show you saw Donald Trump of course you did. You expect it. I just can’t stand the man. And now I can’t stand him even more. And bless the Mexicans for putting a stop to his beyond obvious rigging. Miss USA comes out in her evening dress and FALLS on her ass and got I THINK an 8.754 or close to that, we gasped more at her score than her fall. I am no pageant girl nor would I ever want to be, I don’t even want to begin to try and understand the mentality it takes to be eighteen and wanting to look twenty five [plus] prancing around in HORRID bathing suits and generally WORSE dresses, and yes honey we all know you want World Peace.

Anyway, we finish watching the rest of the ladies in their evening gowns. Miss Japan did look amazing and we figured Miss USA was done there was NO WAY she could get into the final five and we made our choices. BUT she DID so we instantly turned it off.

ENOUGH of that crap. Miss Tanzania should have been in Miss USA’s spot, no question. From the remaining women I hoped that Miss Japan would win as she was the only one who even looked half human and she was very pretty but I thought I’d never know because we turned it off and ranted for five minutes over how the evening gown competition is about GRACE and poise and elegance and did I mention grace? We watch crap TV sometimes but come on that was too much.

This morning I’m at the computer when out of the corner of right ear I hear the words NOT A GOOD NIGHT FOR MISS USA figuring it was only about her fall I did not pay it any heed until I heard them mention that when she got up to be asked her final question she got booed! Bloody sweet. I would normally not condone this behavior but Trump can take his show and fucking shove it up his ass. You can’t have a girl FALL ON HER ASS and expect to win no matter how much you paid your cronies. And the only way to stop assholes like Trump is to stand up against them and by booing her they did and we did too by turning it off. Here is a man that could do so much good with his money but wastes it on promoting idiocy and then jokers like me watch it, well not anymore Mr. Trump the off button is pretty empowering.

Let’s Not Barf

Things at the Carlson residence are not so great. They don’t totally suck though because we have each other. Let’s all barf now. But seriously, I was sick and had a cough and had allergies really bad and had leaky tampons and all that drama and now I’ve been very busy playing nurse because Adam has been sick for over a full week. Whatever I got he got a million times worse times a hundred. I’ve never seen him miss this many days of work or be taken down to this degree by something. AND then on Friday Gus started to limp. She is favouring her right paw and it is heart breaking I can’t take it I can’t stand to watch her walk. She is my baby. We have suspected she has been getting the arthritis in her front legs for a while now and we have been giving her treat-ish looking things called ‘Hip Action’ that have Glucosamine in them or we were and it seemed to help but now she is actually limping limping like LIMPING. Adam built her makeshift stairs to get up on the bed. I helped. He made the first level out of our guitar hero boxes and the PS2 box is the last level. Then we put cat nip on it to get her to use it. She is using it but not every time she gets up and down off the bed and we have started to give her the Hip Action every day and upped the dosage to two a day as we don’t know even after Adam doing some reconnaissance online how much exactly we can give her. It seems to be helping I THINK. There is really nothing we can do the vet will just overcharge us to tell us what we already know and make us get million dollar x-rays, she is just getting old she is in her 14th year now, it is just really hard to watch I’ve never watched anything get old and die or get sick and die and I always feel too old to have not have gone through that I’ve only suffered far away losses or sudden losses. I have moved things in the apartment as well to make jumping less of a strain on her wee legs pulled the chairs out from the table so she can get to the window more easily and other things that will make no sense unless you have been in here but will hopefully help her because we can’t stop her from jumping, for the last while if we see her about to jump off anything we’ve been grabbing her and placing her on the floor. But she is definitely slower which makes me sad. Both of my best buddies are ailing but I am doing my best to take care of them. Gus probably won’t get fully better I think I am just going to have to get used to her getting older and all the crap that comes with that. Adam is a mans man and he plays the martyr well but this virus has got him good and it sucks seeing him so ill. We have been watching movies though! That is about all Adam can do. I”ll only mention Pan’s Labyrinth because it rocked like Guitar Hero having a third game coming out [very soon] it rocked THAT HARD and it didn’t scare the crap out of me like David Bowie did.

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