Monthly Archive for November, 2009

Part Empat: Around the Villa and Other Stories

I changed my mind and instead of doing more favourite photos in this Bali 2009 post I thought that I would take you around the Villa and although we went out sight seeing a lot home is where the heart is and cool stuff happened there.

the Liscumb's.

My parents have had this sign for ages it existed when my name was still my maiden name Liscumb. I am pretty sure I even asked my dad the exact story from the sign while I was in Bali but I was on vacation brain and I have no idea. It has been repainted since it was on the green fence that held my dad’s old horse in Prince George. The weather there did a number on it. I never lived in Prince George so we must have had it in Terrace too.

view from front.

This is the view from the back of the house from the top storey patio.  That mountain there that you can barely see was very hard to capture.  I made many a mental note to get a photo when it was more visible and I forgot and never did. Things like that made the place feel more real because I was able to say to myself fuck it, you can get it on the next trip.

That patio is also where the Monday massages took place. Just had to call up the woman and let her know that there would be three of us. I got there on a Monday night so I missed that day’s massage but still got two in while there. Decent massage, little different from anything I’d experienced before, I’ve had full body massages but never had it include a full butt massage as in those hands slipped into my crack on way more than one occasion.

This is the front of the house from the steps leading from the beach to this wee gate. Before I had seen the house in person I had a really hard time guessing and even picturing how my parents told me it was set up, for some reason I had only seen photos from this angle.

Facing this way on the left is the office and a bathroom and the outside sitting area, on the right is the kitchen and the kitchen eating area.  You do most of your living there outdoors.  My dad asked me after I’d been there for a decent bit how I liked living outside. I remember saying I honestly hadn’t really noticed but loved it, probably from camping so much from such a young age and spending so much time outside as a kid it just seemed natural for me to slip right into.

living area from upstairs.

I noticed while pulling the above photo for the post that a cup of MY kopi is in this photo, I had mentioned in my last Bali post – Part Tiga that none existed which I have discovered was an unintentional lie.

selamat pagi.

Selamat pagi – which means good morning, as I’m about to swig from my water bottle. I’m wearing what I slept in here so I know that it’s still morning.

I read a decent amount while I was gone, I never ever read as many books on vacation as I think I will BUT I would still bring the same amount of books plus my eBook because no matter where I am I want a variety of books to choose from which is partly what makes having an eBook so awesome, although I don’t use it much I know I will because I will eventually have to face that not cutting down on weight for trips to Bali just to be able to have a copy of a book is pretty silly. But right now I don’t feel like that.

reading outside living room.

While gone I finished Rant - Chuck Palahniuk, started and read Still Alice - Lisa Genova, Blindness – Jose Saramago, When You Are Engulfed in Flames - David Sedaris and started The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood.  I enjoyed them all, although Still Alice has me convinced that I have early onset Alzheimer’s, for real, not being an asshole. And it was sort of interesting being around a bunch of rabid anjings and kucings [dogs and cats] having just finished Palahniuk’s, Rant.

eating area & kitchen

One night I went to walk into the kitchen to get a drink of water or a bir IN THE DARK and a gecko fell off something from my opening the door and hit me in the face. I screamed like a pussy of course, it scurried off my forehead and I watched it run along well away from me. That was my only negative encounter with any lizards, although they are there and they are big, not tiny wee friendly looking things like the geckos, fucking lizards and I HATE lizards. I only saw one decent size so lets say medium lizard, thank fucking gawd.

Early evening here barbecue is being used for dinner, I can see the cover is off. Super bloody awesome cool thing about this time of day is the changeover between the birds swooping all over and catching bugs to the bats coming out and fucking annihilating the bugs. People ask me about the bugs, and there were a lot of flies, spiders, red ants, moths and mosquitoes but I was there during the windy season and so therefore the bugs for the most part kept off me.  I did have a few choice bites though, couple huge ones on my ass. I have never understood what it is with bugs and biting ass, but I always seem to get the biggest bites there.  And as mentioned right at the moment when evening meets night, you don’t even notice the changeover they look almost exactly the same as the birds, but the bats come out for the hunt and really they are your best friend if you want to sit outside as I am likely doing here it is fascinating watching them, trying to catch the birds accepting that their shift is finished as the bats suddenly emerge.  This is also why I FLIPPED when I opened the kitchen door as I wasn’t immediately sure if a bat was swooping by me or if it was a gecko.

out cold.

and out cold again same day.

So, I’m not the best sleeper in the world, unless it is a bed fat chance that I will fall asleep in it around it on it, planes can suck it I hate them I almost NEVER get any sleep.  This day however, it was my third day there I think, I can’t have been there long because I am reading Rant I fell asleep not once but TWICE. UNHEARD OF. My dad caught me sleeping on camera so I can remind myself that I was able to get myself into a relaxed enough place for that to have happened. Adam gave me grief over falling asleep in the sun to which I quickly informed him that not only had I waited the PROPER amount of time before entering the sun after applying my sun screen, I also had a my stop watch next to my head to go off AND my parents also woke me because I told them how long I was doing my front for. SO THERE.

vegas stole my sun goggles.

Basically Dr. Vegas stole my tanning googles and I’m stuck in sun glasses. Not cool little buddy, those will give me tan lines. I wore my contacts every day I was there because it was so bright that my glasses were useless. We have to make Dr. Fever some swim trunks and matching ones for Vegas because Fever is still wearing his country western cowboy hat from his days back in northern British Columbia.

carb in the pool.

CRAB IN THE POOL!

dr. fever & dr. vegas.

They hung out together a lot, they are brothers and both doctors – they have a lot to talk about. My mom commented on how much more worn Dr. V is than Dr. F and I was all dude, Vegas gets around, he travels, he goes to concerts, parties, weddings, he hangs with the ladies and he is with the band I don’t know what band but there’s a BAND and he’s WITH IT.

gazebo.

The gazebo is another awesome place to sit and read.

sunset.

And watch the sun set from.

fishing boats.

This photo falls under my favourite photos, I am photographing the lights from the fishing boats. Mine didn’t turn out, I suck in that lighting. The fishing boats are tiny seriously tiny outriggers. I will cover those in another post.

dad upstairs.

This is the only photo I took inside up stairs, that is primarily what my dad wears every day, retirement is so seriously hard as you can TELL. The windows in the far right there open to the front patio where you can watch the sunrise in the morning and watch the fishing boats come in.

my/our room.

our bedroom plus on-suite.

These are our diggs when we go visit, my bathroom had no mirror while I was there but I didn’t mind, I can go a while and not need a mirror, for serious. If the trip hadn’t have been a surprise my dad would have put a mirror in for me but he couldn’t do little things like that, everything had to be HUSH HUSH HUSH don’t do ANYTHING to that bedroom because my mom is snoopy, really aren’t all moms though?

One morning near the end of the trip I was sitting cross legged on the bed text messaging Adam and I had JUST pressed send when my bed started to tremble and shake or more like slide back and forth, took me about as long as it did during the earth quake in Vancouver for it to dawn on me that it was in fact an earth quake. I yelled up stairs “don’t you feel that?”, it rumbled a bit more and stopped. It hit Kuta about 100 kilometers from us. Wasn’t one of the ones that caused major damage around that time in September but still, that only means the people in Kuta were lucky that day.

indoor downstairs sitting room.

As I mentioned windy season, my dad has a shirt on so it was one of the cooler days, again with the kopi mug I see it, the afternoon cup o’ kopi I am now an unintentional two time liar. Oh right this is the ONE day it stormed, if you look out the doors you can see the seats from the sitting area pressed together and against the wall, the storm wasn’t long but it was EPIC. And if you look really closely you can see some water on the tile.  I wasn’t really sure about the tile when I got there because generally I do not like being barefoot anywhere and I was worried they’d be slippery. Best tiles ever, who needs shoes, that is all I have to say about those tiles and that it was a delight for the first time really in my life to be shoeless everywhere around the house.

cock in the yard.

cock.

Almost every afternoon anytime after fifteen hundred hours cocks come into my parents yard and help my dad with his gardens, they clean out the bugs, it is a sight to see. I don’t know why they go by cock there instead of rooster but they do and you can talk about cocks all day long. COCK COCK COCK. They are not like farm cocks or any cocks I’m used to, for example I DO NOT remember them being so vociferous in the Cook Islands where I did not stay at a resort, they were all over our house I have loads of film photos of them. The cocks in Bali NEVER SHUT UP.  They must really like the chicks and warring over territory.  I call this cock the cock dwarfer.

That concludes Part Empat. Catch up on the Bali 2009 series here: Part Satu, Part Dua and Part Tiga.

Cupcakes, Owls, a Friend and a VLogBlog

On Monday when I was on my way to see my psychiatrist I walked down Thurlow on the way to the city centre skytrain station because it was pissing rain and although I generally walk over to see the shrink, not in THAT heavy of rain I don’t, anyway I noticed that Cupcakes had a radical Owl display and instantly thought of my girlfriend Tiana who I will FINALLY get to meet in 2011 when she and her husband and a wee Hurricane come to Vancouver and Brent (her husband) will kick my ass at Guitar Hero, bad, it’ll be awesome. I wanted to take a photo for her but didn’t have my camera. When I got home I twittered her to tell her that’d I had been thinking of her and had seen the stupendous window display. She asked me to take a photo for her and I said I prolly would.

There is a small back story here, Tiana likes cupcakes, and I had sent her a re-useable bag from the distributors of the cupcakes at least one year ago now, bit longer maybe.

Today I went out with the sole purpose to take this photo because I’m having the can’t get the fuck out of the house I’m a hermit blues again. Lovely. But I am still trying to make it out and it wasn’t raining for a split second so I thought fuck it, I’ll go get the photos.

owls & cupcakes for Tiana

owls & cupcakes for Tiana

owls & cupcakes for Tiana

I can’t wear my wellies anymore they are shot to shit I got them in 2003 before they were cool to everyone and their mother, granted here it doesn’t really matter everyone should have a decent pair if not even a stylish pair of wellies, I quite frankly want a pair of Hunter wellies to replace my shot pair. I wore my knee high boots instead I have black leggings on today so it worked and with my black you can call it a trench coat if you don’t know what a good one should like I didn’t have to worry about my ass. I get paranoid in my black leggings ever since this happened (link).

When I got home I found myself stuck in my boot, literally, these were tailored when I got them as I have chicken legs and so they have extra lining exposed and the zipper got caught in the lining WHICH in all the years I’ve had them I’m realizing I bought them in 2000, has never happened and so I ended up making VLogBlog Five as well for your viewing pleasure.

Part Tiga – Where I take you through some of my favourite Bali photos

Even though I’ve been back for a while now, it seems to be true, that Bali has a tendency to get under the skin of the people who travel there and into your mind in the simplest of ways. We just finished the kopi that I brought back the other day and I am already dying to go back for more kopi freakin’ kopi, totally bringing back four bags when we go together and thanks to the Bali kopi now i drink all my Canadian made coffee black. The last time I put cream or sugar in my coffee was the first morning I was in Bali, I listened to my parents who said it was fantastic kopi and I should try it black and being that I ate EVERYTHING that was put in front of me while there, which I know will shock more than a few people, I saw the kopi as no exception and now I drink black coffee and when I go back to Bali I will be called a black kopi drinker. So now I drink it black in both countries and I know the word in both languages and I know other words too I’m not showing off I’m simply trying to learn the language, so why not?

drunk on the Bintang.

I don’t have any photos of myself drinking the kopi, the opening to this post is super misleading I do have photos of me drinking the bir but I never got wasted on it that was the mischievous sock monkeys Dr. Vegas and Dr. Fever getting wasted on the Bintang. When I did take photos of my food it was sometimes visible, it is a Pilsner and is a very good bir I enjoyed it almost everyday. No one paid me to say the bir was good, the bir is just good.

best lunch view ever.

I did have a Bintang with this photo of my Bali fusion meal in Kintamani where the people are very poor and you find mostly restaurants all fighting for the best view, they are all buffet style with a real menu if you insist however being a high tourist area they gotta get you in and out fast. It is pretty high elevation wise and is actually cool there, I didn’t end up needing the sweater I brought that day, the only day I took one anywhere, but I did notice a big difference in temperature specially sitting to eat outside. Turns out I would not have needed my sweater anyway because they sell full on winter scarfs up there, totally tripped me out. We were leaving the restaurant and I noticed loads of tourists with these orange face cloths and they were steaming and seeing how I was still sort of upset for not getting steaming cloths to wipe off with at any time on my twelve plus hour flight from Vancouver to Hong Kong, I was all over this and sought out the orange steaming cloths, there was a table on the way out containing a huge pile and I quickly grabbed one and wiped my hands and face, I handed the cloth back to the pretty girl and said “terima kasih, sampai jumpa lagi, terima kasih”. (thank you, goodbye, thank you; I seem to be as repetitive in Indonesian as I am in Canadian, go figure.) I was left standing there and that was bad because I remember not being in the mood to be accosted by sellers that day, it does at times become extremely overwhelming so I turned to head back into the restaurant to find my parents just in time to see the girl dip one after the other then soak and twist drip and fancy fold the same towels from the same bucket of water and then return them to the pile on the table. I told my dad that I had just wiped myself down with who-knew-how many different people’s sweat and who-knew-what else to which he replied, “that’s Bali”. It was true, I had no witty rebuttal.

I am almost positive thanks to a lot of reconnaissance and a great girlfriend who dated a Hindu man for years that this is Hanuman. He is one of my favourite photos because of course I have aspirations of being tattooed in Bali and this photo was taken on my second day of exploring and I saw it through the lens and was instantly hit with THAT is my tattoo. I didn’t think I’d be smacked by something that I wanted to put on my body so soon into the trip. Little did I know that not only would he turn out to be a monkey but that he lead an army of monkeys and we make sock monkeys and we call members grunts of The Sock Monkey Army. This little guy spoke to me and when I read up on him I knew it wasn’t just a coincidence and even if it is who fucking cares I love him now, in some variation I’m getting him tattooed.

This guy walking down the beach was awesome, I saw him and did the run grab the camera tip toe sprint don’t trip on the tiles everywhere and break your knee or split your lip open get blood spatter all over my parents’ off white exterior everything to get this shot. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out considering I didn’t even notice the huge ass sickle sticking out the back of his pants until I had it offloaded onto my parent’s computer. The Balinese people are incredibly strong, I have photos of ladies carrying grape crates on their heads it takes four people to lift it up, yet one woman carries it. A tad mind blowing to see that for reals up close talking to them as I did on a photo walk one day with my mom, not sure if any of my favourites were taken that day though, I don’t think so.

temple monk.

The photo of this monk is from a temple the name escapes me but the Dalai Lama went there, he lives there more or less alone and the place is huge, I have numerous photos from this temple in fact this photo of me is also one of my favourites, I like how the sarong looks. It is disrespectful to enter temples in Bali without a sarong assholes do it but it isn’t cool with the locals, they cringe like when they see a copy of Eat, Pray, Love.

Stay tuned for Part Empat where I continue to discuss my trip through my favourite photos.
Part Satu
Part Dua

Part Dua – Wanting to Help

Banjar - beach rubbish.

On both former vacations, to the Dominican Republic and to Mexico, I went with all inclusive packages. The outskirts of poverty were only visible from the airport shuttle, in my head it resonated and made me sad but as that bus pulled up to the resort(s) all I could think about was that smell, that smell of vacation, man I love that smell, I didn’t even notice the ignorance settling back into the spot I kept trying to force it into on the bus ride, the shacks, the garbage, the rabid uncontrolled dogs and cats, the frailty of the horses, the cows the goats, the dirt on the children doesn’t make them any less cute, I pushed it away, I was on vacation!

When I went to Bali I was of course on a vacation, but for me because they’re my parents and they live there it isn’t just a vacation I have a home there I have my own bedroom, I can leave things, it is mine and Adam’s room. We are trying to learn the language, in essence Bali means something to me personally. My parents have chosen to live a life where they don’t leave everything up to staff members, they have two, one being a security guard who comes to the house at night; he also cleans the beach in front of their house before he leaves in the morning, my dad keeps it clean during the day. The house and the parents living there is to some, I’m sure, already considered ‘all inclusive’ but except for not helping with the dishes I did not treat it as such, I even got my own beers from the fridge. But on a serious note I’m going to inherit this house I still may not ever own the land but whatever happens there is a house in Bali with a piece of beach in front of it that will be ours.

view from back w/school kids on beach.

The children from the school down the road play all sorts of sports on that stretch of beach because it is one of the only stretches that is clean in the area. If you are thinking Vacation and beautiful beaches and surfers in Bali most tourists don’t make it out of Denpasar or Kuta, my parents are way north in the village of Banjar, near a rather small tourist area called Lovina, where another small patch is also kept clean.

On one of the first mornings that I woke in Bali I could hear kids playing, I grabbed my camera and walked towards the beach gate to investigate the class of boys and girls, they were wearing their gym uniforms, most of the girls wore their hair in braided pig tails with pretty ribbons to tie off the bottoms, they were playing dodgeball, on this particular morning they didn’t pay much attention to me, but I was still obviously distracting some of the students so I snapped a couple of photos and went to get some coffee. (kopi) In the following mornings I would always check from a distance to see what games they were playing, one morning they were playing a form of net ball, with two kids on each end holding up wee garbage cans, it made me happy to see them playing sports.

During the day when we’d be out exploring the island it was impossible not to notice the amount of children of age that were not in a school. The fact that the children who do go to school go in uniforms make the disparity stick out like a sore thumb. The Balinese children are ridiculously, heart meltingly cute and they LOVE cameras, if they see you have a camera they are all over you to have their photos taken. This is why it was sort of odd that first morning when I was watching them play. One of the mornings shortly before I came home I ventured back right up to the gate and they started yelling halo and waving furiously, I said halo and waved back, the positive vibes off these kids are really something else, a smile broke out on my face and I quickly took some photos, the teacher was tolerating me, he had a seriously sweet moustache and a whistle, he smiled, I turned and walked away with halo still echoing at me until the whistle started to blow.

Sitting in the afternoon one day chatting my father made mention of some of the dilemmas facing a lot of the poorer families and why the children were out on the street and on the beaches playing during the day instead of in a classroom. Although schooling in Indonesia is said to be free to all children it simply isn’t, it costs approximately 5,000 rupiah a month about 50 cents Canadian. Each student is required to have four uniforms at a cost of 50,000 Rp each about $5.00 CAD times two per year. If the average family is making 700,000.00 Rp a month about $70.00 CAD and a bag of rice costs 200,000.00 Rp and lasts a family around a month it isn’t hard to figure out that the money required to send one or more students to school for a year just isn’t there.

school kids.

Of the lucky children who do get to go to school many are forced to start working as soon as they graduate, this basically eliminates any chance they may have of moving onto university. Once that child can bring in income some of the families don’t have the extra money for university and can’t afford to lose the new income. It is quite sad to think that at only 1 million Rp per semester times two semesters you are only looking at approximately 220 dollars a year.

My head was churning with this information I am seriously bad at math and these were easy numbers even for me. My dad is already a part of the Rotary Club in his area, the Rotary Club are heavily involved in community work and trying to bring a bit of extra education to the people as a whole. Between speakers coming in to talk about everything from the prevention of AIDS, road safety, the importance of beach clean up projects and also with reading projects for the children, the passage of information to the locales is spreading slowly, but it is at least being spread. I attended a Rotary Club meeting when I was in Banjar and was very impressed by the dedication to the cause and also that my father was a part of it. When my father mentioned that he had ideas and had mentioned it to a couple people already about starting a charity to get some of these kids into university and into elementary school I said pretty much instantly that I wanted to be involved. Because Adam and I are not having children it seemed like a no brainer to me.

We have been brainstorming ever since, we still have a long ways to go but have a basic idea of what we want to achieve with the charity. The name we are using right now is Bali Education and Ecology Foundation. Our main goal will be to provide children, who have the capacity and willingness to learn, an opportunity to attend school and/or complete their education.

As a result the children will have a greater opportunity to obtain meaningful employment and escape the cycles of poverty that are prevalent and to a degree hard to picture. The education will provide the opportunity to be a more productive and constructive member of the community. Due to the foundation’s emphasis on the environment it is our hope that this will lead to the promotion of environmental awareness in the communities to the benefit of the whole island of Bali.

This is where is starts with a desire to help, we have already had a couple people offer to help us get up and running but we need more, if you would like more information on our principles and goals and how we plan to put all this into play if we manage to raise some money, or information on how you can help us start this baby up, you can leave a comment below or email corinnal [@] gusgreeper dot com.

Also, stay tuned for Part Tiga – Where I talk about more cool stuff I did and saw.