If I Wrote It, You’ll Find It
"I hate and I love. Why do I do this, you may ask? I do not know, but I feel it, and I am tortured."
- Gaius Valerius Catullus
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
- Cyril Connolly
- Gaius Valerius Catullus
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
- Cyril Connolly





[An ABC special appearance] – But now arnold is so wrinkly.
This must be the place. Ass marks the spot…
Dont look at me like that!
Lots of people need to have things removed from their ass.
It must be done! If it isnt, ….
..it may turn into something much worse…
… .. . ..and my ass may ‘splode!!!
Oh, how stubborn is my ass.
Butt i must…please dont think me vein…for want to be void of the roids.