It started innocently enough with Adam wearing shorts that I really enjoy but then he put on a shirt that I can’t stand with crabs on it and his Grandma gave it to him, it is a total Grandma shirt. I tried to get him to change to another shirt that matched the shorts because I happen to think he looks pretty fly in the ensemble it reminds me of our honeymoon and I really hate the crab shirt. He wouldn’t take it off stating it was awesome and he had worn it ALL THE TIME and I had never said anything. YOU ONLY WORE IT INSIDE. He said he couldn’t believe I was trying to change him and all that crap and I was forced to recall a story from back in the day when I lived with James and I had this green shirt that he hated and I knew he hated it and I wore it anyway and one day it disappeared and I forgot about it only to find it months later under the bed AND Adam dresses me all the time. He changes the shirt, I think all is grand until I walk back into the room to find he has now put on pants. WHAT. The whole point of changing the Grandma shirt was to enhance the look of the shorts I totally freaked out but whatever case I stated held no weight and at least the crab shirt was gone. Once we get outside and realize how ridiculously hot out it is Adam decides that he will wear no shirt for the walk over the bridge [about a 40 minute walk] and states that had I not complained about the crab shirt because it was bigger than the one he was wearing that therefore allowed for better ventilation he’d have kept his shirt on. I am not into men walking around without shirts on I’m just not but I married this man and I love everything about him so on our mission we went and walking was bloody hot, real hot, damn hot, and I WANTED TO GO TOPLESS. I love attention but when it is a million and sixty eight thousand degrees outside and in two blocks I am already sweating buckets I was thinking more that I didn’t want to show up at Steph’s place soaked so I decided I would start with rolling up my tank top but by the time we got to the Cambie bridge – SCREW IT. Off with the tank top. SUCKS I’m wearing an ugly bra.
We put our shirts on before arriving because I don’t know why but we did. Steph opened her door and I was instantly showing her photos from the walk, there are more on my flickr. We had arrived to play Scattergories and our friend Dvo was coming too but he was late.
Stephanie’s cat HANK is fucking crazy. He has attacked me about fifty times now although I love him Gus does not like me much when I return home. Adam and Hank had never met and I was excited anticipating Hank taking the piss out of Adam. I think I still ended up with more scratches though.
It got late we played fourteen rounds. We played into the wee hours. Dvo won Scattergories by a land slide.
