So basically we don’t follow the rules and we only have one tradition it started innocently enough with a Nuns Having Fun calendar, it was deemed Adam’s pick and then the next year brought forth a gift of a calendar making it technically my pick and then the calendar that changed everything, the calendar that meant war. Need I say more than Adam’s pick and Men with Buns? Oh and click this link now for some Men with Buns action, you want to trust me.
For a full year I endured that calendar almost every moment of it hurt and I LOVE BUNNIES more than the next guy in most cases but not that much. June is always a shit month in calendars it is probably the only thing I don’t like about June is that it is never represented well in calendars. I didn’t even have a “well at least there’s a cute guy and cute bunny for June” it was just all horrid.
Last year, my pick, I got him so good I didn’t even care how many times I knew I would and did groan having to look at it almost every day but Jeff Foxworthy, You Might be a Red Neck If it was. TAKE THAT. It freaks me out that I used to find him funny, the North man; it fucks with your head.
Today, we went on the annual hunt waiting until they are 50% off is obviously the way to go because right there you are already dealing with a lack of good calendars. When looking for the best of the worst this is key.
Book stores to me are like liquor stores for alcoholics, I can not enter one and not buy a book. I can’t it goes against all logical thinking in my mind. I went off to look at books so Adam would have his space told him to come find me when he had a pile for me to help him go through. I found the books I wanted and was headed with him back to the calendars when I saw a calendar called The Big Breast Calendar and asked if that was the one he had chosen, to make a long story short, Adam pussied out and fell for the porn he seems to already be regretting his decision to not have the nads to stand by a full year of shit on the wall like I did. And ALL I have to say to that is I can’t fucking wait for next year but for now bring on the twelve months of big titties. There are more photos from inside the calendar on Flickr. [NSFW]
Had he been thinking on Christmas Eve when this Hedy Fry calendar arrived in the mail he’d have picked it. I can not believe that bitch invaded my Christmas Eve with her stupid calendar with her stupid face on it, now that would have been hard for me to look at all year instead I immediately destroyed it by ripping it into a lot of pieces and then threw it all over the room laughing hysterically at her nerve and then I recycled it. I get more mail from her than from the idiots I actually vote for.
