sat down to watch a movie last night and it had a lame preview for some totally not scary vampire movie so i asked:
would you still love me if i was a vampire
adam: what? yes
me: really you wouldn’t try to kill me?….cause i would totally turn you into a vampire
a: if i ever become a zombie you had better kill me
me: are you kidding me? i wanna BE a zombie. i’d wanna be a zombie with you
a: know you wouldn’t, you’d have to kill me, promise me you’d do it
me: i can’t, i can’t promise that.
me: if i ever became a zombie would you kill me??