OMG they are so gorgeous

Published on November 16, 2008 by Corinna Carlson | 0 Comments

Oh what I forgot to mention that I’m going to the New Kids on the Block concert on Friday? The love I have for my friends holds no bounds. Rhonda gets here on Wednesday she has a five star V.I.P ticket and I’m fifth row.  This is going to be one of those life experiences I’m sure.

I am not a fan. Not.At.All.

C.J and I were talking over email as we often do, here is an excerpt.

Me to C.J:

so umm can you believe i am going to the new kids concert! that is how much i love rhonda. holy shit i will NOT be able to stop laughing. taking 100 pairs of ear plugs. im seriously afraid that the place will smell like wet pussy from all the riled up ladies. ew gross times 900.

C.J back to me:

You are talking to a man that got swept into a Robbie Williams Concert on a wave of Estrogen. 95% of ALL un-planned births (Actually both pregnancies and births) are because of New Kids concerts. Please please please play it safe. Tape it up before you leave the flat. It’s the safest way. be it Sello, Gaffa or Duct….. tape it up before your journey.

Good thing Adam had that there vasectomy.

  • http://hummingbird604.com Raul

    I <3 The New Kids on The Block. I Love Them! :)

  • http://www.stu-stusplace.blogspot.com stu

    Must be a close friend, if you’ll put up with that.

  • http://cjscrisis.blogspot.com C.J ’22 hour goddamn marathon day again’ Hixon

    @ All Boos Curse, Not even Tom Jones in person, Pictures of Tom Jones are responsible for that rogue 5%

  • http://fortheloveofrocks.blogspot.com maja

    Have fun at the concert!

  • http://thefunkybee.blogspot.com thefunkybee

    HOLY LORD WOMAN! PLEASE try to take pictures of the others at this concert. I’m sure that alone would make my day! And hey, good luck, hopefully you don’t get mobbed by some crazy teenie bopper/tweens trying to rush the stage!!

  • http://btexpress.blogspot.com BTExpress

    Wow, another use for duct tape. Man, that stuff really is good for everything.

  • http://fluffontheinternet.com Jeremy

    Take an iPod with some black ear buds (harder to see in the dark). I’d suggest listening to something like Nine Inch Nails, or maybe some classic Sabbath, to counter the effects of the NKOTB’s alleged “music”. It won’t protect you completely, but it might help minimize the damage.

  • http://gusgreeper.com Rhonda

    I am so excited!!!!!!!!

  • http://gusgreeper.com abc4

    as we all know, the remaining 5% is attributed to Tom Jones.
    those randy welsh.

  • http://cjscrisis.blogspot.com C.J ’16 hour business meetings with Bassetts involved lots of looking at and eating of pies.’ Hixon

    Duct tape with some of that ‘No More Nails’ to seal up the edges.

    Play it safe.