hmmmmmmm interesting
Jerks this is just too fun not to show you. David and I were talking about mrs. e. David is: Worf Style. David and I have been friends since high school he is a jerk I know. My headache has since gotten better so you will notice a name change during this messenger conversation. Enjoy. And if you missed the drawing, it is below my kick ass golf sores.
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
can i tell you what my fav part of my mrs e drawing is?
Worf Style says:
of course
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
the scale…cause what the fuck scale is it like built to really…i mean i didn’t measure anything
Worf Style says:
hehe
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
of course though really
Worf Style says:
i know, it’s funny. didn’t you say she was 4′1″
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
probably
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
im not 100% sure i need to be 100% accurate on her as everything is just funny about her
Worf Style says:
hehe. you are so funny
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
plus sometimes i think she MAY be 4′11 but most times i do think around 4 feet. i have been known to be generous at times.
Worf Style says:
I don’t know, but she does seem really really small everytime I’ve seen her, and not like dwarf small, just like a stump
headache of all headaches…bug me and risk death says:
like dorf
Worf Style says:
exactly
chompy chomps on things says:
she is INSANE
chompy chomps on things says:
and german she probably only likes me cause i am blonde and german but small german like her, and have a german temper
Worf Style says:
Have you ever seen her husband?
chompy chomps on things says:
YES
chompy chomps on things says:
he is SO GROSS
chompy chomps on things says:
like GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
chompy chomps on things says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
chompy chomps on things says:
i hate him!
chompy chomps on things says:
he totally creeps me out
chompy chomps on things says:
on a good day he MAY BE close to an inch taller than her
Worf Style says:
hehe
Worf Style says:
i wonder if they are war criminals ffrom ww2
chompy chomps on things says:
I BET THEY ARE
Worf Style says:
you should turn them in
July 12th, 2005 at 10:57 pm
dont you remember how scared miachael caine got when they found out he was a nazi? he was like crying all the time too, and i think they didnt show but he peed his pants im sure…blubbery…they are too small for prison!!!
July 13th, 2005 at 4:52 am
Oh, I’m so confused. So Mrs. E is obviously a stand-in for Henry Kissinger, and Worf Style is deep throat.
But I just can’t get my head around Donald Rumsfeld as Chompy Chomp…
July 13th, 2005 at 9:18 am
If Mrs E went to prison should would totally make one of the newbies her bitch> The bitch woudl have to iron her moomoos and air out her wee sneakers. Mrs E would also be the head of a gang - the most dangerous and cruel, or maybe she would work as an inforcer!
July 13th, 2005 at 9:49 am
hehe.. you’re funny!
July 13th, 2005 at 10:08 am
holy shit. that was funny…
maybe you’ll get a cash reward for turning them in! 
July 13th, 2005 at 10:54 am
Chompy chomps on things…that’s a funny name!!! What do you like to chomp on chompy???
July 13th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
thanks for the boost, it’s nice when strangers care, shows me how screwed up the world is not some days, have a rocken one, i just added you too.
July 13th, 2005 at 1:59 pm
just something off topic……..is gus a male cat?
like the first time i seen your pic…i thought that was a fur coat around your neck….and that you loved it very much….and that you named it gus….and i thought, like, woah….what is wrong with this girl…..and now i’m thinking like, it’s a cat…….
so, is gus a male cat?
July 13th, 2005 at 2:57 pm
hey no worries we all have shitty days!!
July 13th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
First of all I don’t like people throwing the word “jerk” around, VERY few are worthy of the title.
B:IS Spock enough? What the heck does that mean anyway?
5(3 sir!) Sorry. Three: You’re funny.
Peas out.
July 13th, 2005 at 3:00 pm
gus is a girl. male kitty balls don’t drop until they are 8 weeks old or something or so i have been told. the lady told me the kitty was a boy. she was wrong. the balls never dropped. and gus was already named.
that pic is small, it is on the site somewhere bigger…it does look like a fur kitty coat, but i would never wear fur, not dead fur anyway! wearing gus is fine, she loves it.
July 13th, 2005 at 4:25 pm
abc:this will NOT stop me!
st:get your head around it dude.do it.
hannah:i am scared of her HERE i can only imagine her in prision. shudder
s!:
thanks
grace:i would assume it will be millions
binsk:on sock monkeys of course
July 13th, 2005 at 4:27 pm
I AM worthy. i offer no proof as it is obvious.
it is a long story…but if spock is enough a lot of great things will happen.
thank you. this comment you wrote just got you an insta link man. from one jerk to another.
July 13th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
caffeine hasn’t kicked in..
i’m going back to read that again..
damn..
July 13th, 2005 at 4:56 pm
i really love your dedication to moldilocks. i just love it.
July 13th, 2005 at 5:52 pm
oh my god..the drawing was too funny
i sat here laughing my ass off
I like her height, the wrinkley neck was scary though..lmao
July 13th, 2005 at 8:53 pm
The way ms. e has been explained here is interesting. BTW, I have started exploring your blog backwards
And I like it.
July 13th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
unfortunately that conversation although in jest is not far off.
thank you for the compliment!
July 14th, 2005 at 6:23 pm
dude(s), my great grandpa was a nazi - and i tell you, they don’t like no one. and they’d hate adam.
July 14th, 2005 at 7:38 pm
i wish i had more interesting conversations. why do true-blue jerks have more interesting conversations than i? i hate myself. but i love corinna.