brought to you by a bad bad kitty
i made a video.
DISCLAIMER: i turned a button on the camera; i pressed another button and discovered i was recording.
i do not make videos or movies in real life. although i think maybe i should.
if this video should launch me into super blogger stardom i promise i will not become an asshole and will stay the awesomerad jerkette some of you jerks are growing to love.
if i don’t win the oscar for best short i’ll be pissed.
ENJOY.

August 2nd, 2005 at 11:43 am
LMFAO!
Design, production and direction huh???? Well bravo!
And I really liked your close up cameo “videeeeo”
Well actually I liked every single part of that movie actually!! You too funny Corinna.
August 2nd, 2005 at 11:45 am
Two actuallies in one sentence seems a bit much huh?
August 2nd, 2005 at 11:59 am
dude, i totally forgot to mention my cameo in the credits!
i i can’t stop saying “videeeeo” now
actually is the new totally!!!
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:17 pm
Nice…live action…there!
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:29 pm
makes me wish i had speakers.
the term “lay an egg” to me means.. takes a shit.
i was scared for a moment. scared.. but giggly. because i’ve taken pictures of my dog whilst she lays an egg. she had a frisbee in her mouth. the images bring tears to my eyes from the laughter they inspire.
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:33 pm
Nolff and Chewbacca give it two thumbs up!
August 2nd, 2005 at 12:44 pm
Bad Kitty! Great short.
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:03 pm
That was GREAT! You are v. talented…Stephen Spielberg WATCH OUT!
August 2nd, 2005 at 1:55 pm
burns and allen want her phone number.
abra cadabra, that is quite the hairdo… the brightness prevented me from ascertaining whether it was in fact a mohawk or just an imposter.
August 2nd, 2005 at 2:32 pm
That totally sucked…
But so did titanic and it did pretty well.
August 2nd, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Damn it! I can’t seem to view it. I was eager to see you in all your live action spendor.
I’m sure it was good if it’s anything like this blog, which I enjoy a little too much at times.
August 2nd, 2005 at 4:48 pm
I love it!!
August 2nd, 2005 at 4:54 pm
no it is an imposter…. i am only a baldness…. what i do like is how i have three names in the credits like jonathan taylor thomas, zachary ty bryan, and taran noah smith…. or j. edgar hoover. ahhhh, i have truly made it. it is a splendid!!
i can no believe that burmis has such action in her tail– it often reminds me of eddy murphy at the end of trading places also starring dan aykroyd and don ameche when they are trying to switch briefcases with clarence beeks on the train. that was awesome. i hate how on tv at christmas they always cut out the scene where jamie lee curtis holds her boobs. but this movie is so much better than trading places.
August 2nd, 2005 at 5:21 pm
YOU off my blog!
August 2nd, 2005 at 7:41 pm
fuck beans that is one brilliant film!
what’s that i smell??? is it?? yes it is! an OSCAR!~
August 2nd, 2005 at 7:49 pm
Well aren’t YOU just the coolest?!?!?!
August 2nd, 2005 at 8:40 pm
Ack! I can’t see it!
August 2nd, 2005 at 9:19 pm
I wish I knew how to put up videos. I’m sure they’d suck, but it might be fun.
August 2nd, 2005 at 10:00 pm
Great video. I enjoyed this. (I recomend you for Oscar
August 2nd, 2005 at 11:13 pm
The dialogue was very artistic, but the sex scenes make it an Oscar winner.
August 3rd, 2005 at 1:15 am
hello JERK! good to see youre jerkin away.i have been too.probably too much,cos it now looks like a piece of string with a marble on the end.
unfortunately my gay webfilter wont allow me to c your movie.its obviously hardcore FILTH!cool.
dude,evertime i see your foto with gus the cat,i seriously think that its gonna come to life and hes gonna bite your face!
good to see youre alive JeRk!
August 3rd, 2005 at 1:50 am
I smell celebrity! I’ve posted my dog lounging from the California heat…it may amuse you.
August 3rd, 2005 at 4:36 am
awesomeradcoolsweetdude
do it again.
You may have unkowittingly started a blog movie craze!
August 3rd, 2005 at 5:52 am
did i just see on your list that you wanted to see a Tool concert live?! with that one statement you have become one of the coolest gals i’ve ever known. awesomeradcool.
wait a second, you were [i]already[/i] one of the coolest gals i’ve ever known. hmm.
August 3rd, 2005 at 6:42 am
that made me laugh out loud. i have no sound at worked so i watched it without any dialouge but i think maybe that added to it.
loved it.
August 3rd, 2005 at 12:03 pm
I couldn’t see the video, but I’m sure it was marvelous.
August 3rd, 2005 at 12:17 pm
Bad, bad Kitty!
Video!
Tres Brill. Neat-o accents…talk more, talk more!!
August 3rd, 2005 at 4:54 pm
thank you
thank you all
i feel like i have already won the oscar! you are all too kind.
kisses all around…(on the cheek pervs)
August 3rd, 2005 at 6:48 pm
i said it before, i’ll say it again. AWESOMERAD. and the title is just too badass. encore!
August 4th, 2005 at 9:56 am
VIDEO!!!