MY sayings and MY words
COOL BEANS – i picked up cool beans around 20 years of age off some jerkette i worked with at future shop in the music department (cause as if i’d work for future shop in any other department) i have TOTALLY made it my own, it is one of my email addresses. i was SHOCKED when i went to pick my hotmail and i had to add a number AND an underscore to it. i had just sort of assumed that once i had stolen it from little miss jerkette that it was mine and that no one would DARE say it. EVER.
that is so DOS© OR that’s so DOS© – adam AND david were both with me when I INVENTED this saying. it is basically just a kick ass way to say you suck and/or you are totally stuck so hard core in the 80’s that you deserve to be made fun of.
RATCHOO© – this is one of my ‘made up words’. i have confidence that i will get it into the dictionary but as of late i have not been able to convince them to put it in. granted i refuse to give them a set definition. this word is pronounced ra-choo the t is actually silent. i find that it works as a very good substitute for FUCK, if god forbid i am somewhere swearing may not seem becoming of me i will bust out a RATCHOO or say RATCHOO-itees that sucks!!
GREEPER©: click here for pertinent information pertaining to this made up word
ass pants, jerk pants, go fuck yourself pants – the emphasis here is on the ‘pants’. a friend came up with this saying a few years back and it stuck. Ass pants is a great way to still get to call someone a name but NOT call them an ASSHOLE. it is like you are pissed or jokingly pissed and ASSHOLE seems a bit intense or not exactly how they are behaving so you can be like: ratchoo stop acting like such an ass pants that is so DOS.
RAD – obviously everyone is familiar with this word. i include it only because it is so DOS and really should have been left in the 80’s were it belongs. BUT i have carried it with me for years. i think that the word RAD is super fucking RAD and therefore i will likely still be saying it in my 60’s with or without my teeth in.
Fuck Witt: this is my newest saying. i am totally down with calling all the jerks i know fuck witts mostly behind their backs because calling someone a fuck witt to their face is kinda mean.
IF SPOCK IS ENOUGH©: this really is one of my claims to fame. i am shocked will wheaton does not read my blog. aside from that this saying was brought about by two friends of mine who are of the opposite sex….they both like SPOCK..(JERKS HE IS MINE) and for a bit i was joking around about setting them up and i was like “well if spock is enough they will totally fall in love” turns out that this saying CAN be related to pretty much every facet of life. if you use it, do use it well and prosper.
Jerk(s) & Jerkette(s) – i didn’t invent these words either. reading back through old journals etc i have discovered i have always called people jerks. basically look at it this way: i swear a lot (really?) SO if you are friends with me on line or other and i call you a jerk and/or jerkette in any way i LIKE YOU OR i likely would of called you a fuck witt or an ass pants or something.
August 17th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
corinna(if made up words are enough),all of these titilated me beyond belief.jerk.
although i must say that ‘fuck witt’ is incredibly popular in australia.
i actually got ‘that is so DOS’ the first time i read it (on your blog).and i thought that it was fucking awesomerad.a LOT!
and cool beans is brilliant! it is also what ive decieded to call my semen from now on! huZZAH!
now come over and visit me JERK.i have some aussie lingo for ya.
August 17th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
FUCK WITT is very new to my vocabulary…i TOTALLY stole it from you aussies and you brits…oh yes i did.
i was GOING TO add AWESOMERAD to the list but i think it belongs to us bloggers as a whole…Trans was the first to use it as far as i know…
August 17th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
My parents told me that when I was really little I tried to copy them and say jerk but I would say gerk (hard G). I am one cute gerk huh?
August 17th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
actually…i invented that’s so dos.
August 17th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
i always loved fuck wit… or witt. whatever.
i never really use it, though…
i ♥ corinnaisms … hehe.
August 17th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
i must confess..
it was I that invented ‘that’s so DOS’
and at that exact moment, i transmitted to your mind to say.
i have jedi powers like that!
August 17th, 2005 at 2:55 pm
Oh my there’s all kindsa mofos trying to steal the phrase!
August 17th, 2005 at 3:03 pm
love your vocabulary. ratchoo is my favorite
i’ve used fuck witt before.
good luck in getting some added to the dictionary!
August 17th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
wooo! i loved “cool beans.” and “awesomerad” is probably my word. though a friend from the US says he’s been using it a while. but he uses “totallyawesomerad” (one word) and i said that’s different from “awesomerad.” “awesomerad” packs more punch. does anybody still use “turdjabber,” incidentally? because i do.
hey, cor. thanks for the email. i hope this post moves on along quite nicely. i miss you, jerk. but i’ll be back soon.
August 17th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
ok so that wasn’t random use YOU INVENTED awesomerad! SWEET!
i haven’t used awesomerad offline yet but i am sure it will have its time and place…. it could even become a regular.
August 17th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
the next time you are planning on getting drunk or going to the pictures and you have to work instead, the very instant you hear this news you must open your mouth into a very small michael richards (you must start small), then squint your eyes, bow your head while shaking like a dying washer and say “That’s so…..(the pause is integral)……DORM. the news sucks too bad to involve an exclamation mark.
say dorm in very select situations. milk the pause. people will stare in fear and wonder.
i must also propogate interest in ’swedish’. it is almost entirely used as a generic affirmative agreement. i love this little number, but i also realize that in the wrong hands this expression could well end up in the dude where’s my car sequel (no offense sean william scott). partly, markus naslund + mattias ohlund are responsible for the positive connotation (ohlund moreso). i am also fairly certain that tom green’s song “lonely swedish” is in there too. i must say, however, one person has facilitated the grassroots growth, the hard part of vernaculation, of swedish. can you guess who it is???? it is you my smurftastic greepy goil!!!!!
if you hadnt molded and marinated swedish, it could have been ……. dorm.
August 18th, 2005 at 2:24 am
I keep saying ‘keep it Greeper’ and ‘That’s well Greeper’ to friends, family and co-workers. It’s my little tribute to your wonderful self.
August 18th, 2005 at 5:59 am
you need a glossery section in your sidebar so these marvelous definitions are ALWAYS available. that way you can keep updating it too.
i may have to spread these around, they’re gold.
August 18th, 2005 at 7:30 am
You should just write a book. Just write a book and make a cool mil or two and share it with me. I’ll help you add some other new words because I make them up all the time.
August 18th, 2005 at 8:38 am
It’s all true. All of it. I have [i]Corinna’s Dictionary[/i] to prove it.
August 18th, 2005 at 8:48 am
Proof:
http://thatssodos.blogspot.com/
August 18th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Blog Ho’s claiming to have invented “that is so DOS OR that’s so DOS”. I believe you.
August 18th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
the pants one reminded me… I became Mr. Nudy Pants whilst standing around Rachel’s aparment shirtless. Her word.
August 18th, 2005 at 5:14 pm
Cool beans is one of my faves at work. I never got it because beans aren’t really all that cool. It was just something I kind of took up in college.
I got really pissed off while driving recently and called someone a “jack munch.” I think it’s “jack ass” and “ass munch” without the ass. My anger is something I should learn to control more… I come off as a total idiot.
FUCK WITT IS AWESOME. I’m totally going to use it.
August 19th, 2005 at 3:58 am
Your words are awesome. I would like to borrow a couple of them for awhile. Would you like to trade? I have… um…
Lets see, I have “Squeegeevandal,” “Prawnlover,” and, uh, “Trumpetporn.”
Interested?
August 19th, 2005 at 8:28 am
Oh, don’t forget Red Dwarf insults like Goit and Smeg-head
August 19th, 2005 at 9:57 am
hehe, you crazy gal.. do you speak any normal english at all??!
and yes, i’m back from my hiatus!
August 19th, 2005 at 10:00 am
You are hilarious! Do love the fuck wittage. My sisters and I have our own little language that is quite amusing, to us anyway. I think my dad made us this way, he makes up words all the time…I’ll share some of the sister lingo with you “Narsch”(pronounced narsh), and Cranberry. I won’t go into details but they are some my favorites and oh so RAD!!
August 19th, 2005 at 10:44 am
binsk: that is seriously cute! gerk.
ho: you so didn’t
grace: it is a gooder
mcg: another one? this could turn into a three way.
indy: jealous..they are all jealous
lorena: thank you i will need it
abc: thanks for the props babe
chris: RIGHT ON!!
carla*: seriously good idea
andi: i just may do that…some day
chindogu: good because there are thieves a foot
ho: this proves nothing accept that you steal stuff
nolff: i knew i could count on you!!
clay: nudy pants…good one i use it…i love it.
jen: awesome i love hearing of other fellow cool beans users
st: good ones ! rock on.
clay: smeg-head rules.
s!: none ;)and welcome back
funkybee: those are fabulous…i knew there was no way i was alone on this one
August 19th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
cool beans verno..
that’s from “Stand By Me” or “The Body” as it is a short story by Stephen King.
i love weird terms.
August 22nd, 2005 at 7:45 am
mintox!
August 22nd, 2005 at 3:43 pm
I always liked “fuckstain”.
August 22nd, 2005 at 3:43 pm
I always liked “fuckstain”.
August 22nd, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Yikes. Sorry for the multiple posts. I thought it wasn’t taking my comments.
Guess that makes me a real fuckstain, eh?