SEVEN - be afraid be very afraid
i have been tagged by lovely Aughra from Bad News Blonde, and also the lovely Ago-go from just waiting to be screwed over, this tag is all about sevens.
Seven:
things i bet you don’t know about GUS…
1. she has a goatee
2. she has THREE occupations: vomit artist, drool sergeant and she is also the president of the psychoanalyst social workers association
3. she is a vulcan
4. she can speak German
5. she is a democrat
6. her love handles almost touch the floor (DO NOT tell her i told you that!!!!)
7. she was supposed to be a boy but her balls never dropped
things i have never done and may never do…
1. live abroad somewhere…anywhere
2. go to university
3. have a baby
4. turn 40
5. be knocked out by Todd Bertuzzi
6. speak French
7. get accepted onto the LPGA tour – make michelle wie look foolish
things i did not do this weekend…
1. smoke pot
2. watch big brother 6 (damn football!!)
3. go to the pitch and putt
4. clean even one fucking thing
5. bitch slap anyone
6. make more sock monkeys
7. see anyone famous (although we did see 40+ zombies on some zombie walk and i would have let them taste my brains just to have had a camera!!)
times i have almost died or was seriously injured…
1. my english riding boot got caught in the stirrup once when i got thrown and i was stuck under my horse and dragged and trampled - trying not to step on me he hoofed my forehead and hoofed me dead center in the chest
2. i spent the majority of my childhood summers portaging through the BC Mountains and once in the middle of no where i got hypothermia so bad i was past the point of shivering
3. on another said trip we got stuck in a storm in the middle of a lake and i was bailing the water out of the canoe slower than it was coming in, i will NEVER forget the look of utter fear on my parents’ faces
4. we used to live out in the bushes (in Smithers BC) our wood was delivered by logging truck and my dad sawed it up, chopped it and my mother and i stacked it into the shed, one time the entire pile fell right on me.
5. landing on my head in the cook islands with no helmet when i crashed my scooter
6. being stalked in Florida at 16
7. botched suicide attempt in grade 11- i can’t remember how long i was in the hospital but it was at least 5 days – having my stomach pumped is one of my all time worst memories
Seven jerks i tag and HOPE will do their own sevens…
1. potted flower
2. mitzzee
3. Dragko
4. maja
5. geezer
6. the steve
7. shirazi
August 28th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
Awesome, jerk! (That Jerk is contagious)
Glad you did it - I don’t normally get into that tagging stuff, but this was kinda neat. And we learn about our fellow bloggers. And knowlege is power, blah blah blah learningcakes.
August 28th, 2005 at 4:30 pm
i am the same! but the odd tag here and there is fun.
August 28th, 2005 at 4:35 pm
OH MINOLA!!!! I’ve been tagged! well i’m never one to be afraid of a challenge…sooo….YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!!!!!!!!! ok ok relax freako - i’ll do it! (yes i talk to myself on other peoples blogs) ;P
August 28th, 2005 at 6:03 pm
drool sergeant…heh heh
I know I raced home last night with snacks and beer only to tune in and see a special CBS presentation of football. Sucky.
I love BB6. I’ve watched all of them religiously actually.
Go Janette, Howie and James.
Down with the nerd herd.
August 28th, 2005 at 6:26 pm
Wow, lots of brushes with death. Most of mine involve crazy drivers in Dallas rush hour. Pretty standard.
I also didn’t clean a fucking thing this weekend.
August 28th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Hmm, looks fun… i will do it asap
I’m angry with work right now and unable to think about anything else except that fucking digger operator who put in a hazard id about me… grrrr..
August 28th, 2005 at 10:33 pm
I LOVE reading these!!!!
August 29th, 2005 at 2:00 am
August 29th, 2005 at 2:44 am
Hi hi
just wondering who is the mega fabulous sexy Mama Corrina! Everyone is talking about you!
Just wanna say HALLO…
i’ll be bark.
August 29th, 2005 at 2:57 am
Done that
August 29th, 2005 at 4:41 am
I’ll do it cos I find vomit artist funny!!
August 29th, 2005 at 8:00 am
Ummm It’s Dragko…
August 29th, 2005 at 8:14 am
Ich spreche Deutsches auch!
August 29th, 2005 at 8:48 am
That’s the most understated meme I’ve ever read. There are goldmines exploding everywhere!
Oh, and I’m very glad to hear Gus is a demo-cat. Ha ha…get it? Demo..cat… I kill me.
August 29th, 2005 at 9:34 am
so I make up my own sevens? Cool. By the way, when I get my blog party set up, you will be on it. Super.
August 29th, 2005 at 9:59 am
sorry i totally suck i fixed it!! thanks for doing it though
August 29th, 2005 at 10:01 am
oh my i am SO JEALOUS that you came up with that DEMO-cat!
how did i miss that? i should slap myself
you rock that’s awesomerad!
August 29th, 2005 at 10:28 am
i wish you wouldn’t copywrite my good ideas
August 29th, 2005 at 10:48 am
ya well if you’d stop stealing them from me i wouldn’t have too
ho, your posts have some of the best ideas out there! 
August 29th, 2005 at 11:23 am
Great list. You golf? You must have infinite patience.
August 29th, 2005 at 11:37 am
Vomit artist?…that I gotta see!
August 29th, 2005 at 12:31 pm
I love these quiz things — they spread thru cyber space so quickly! Like herpes at a frat. party!
August 29th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
me too man every season.
i looked shit up on line and stupid April won the vito so jenelle and howie are stuck on the block…jenelle is going to go for sure. the amount of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS they put on the show this year is pretty out of control…i hate everyone in the stupid friendship group…i hope james wins. he is the only good player left. i just fucking hate it when the stupid people somehow manage to win the games. just reminds me of when vesepia (spelling unsure) won survivor. LAME.
August 29th, 2005 at 12:45 pm
totally! check out the golf section under my categories. golf has taught me (some) patience i had zero zip NONE before i learned to play golf!
August 29th, 2005 at 12:53 pm
hey!! my parents have a german speaking cat! i’m pretty sure he is cardassian tho or i would totally want to set him up with gus. his name is lilu multipass.
August 29th, 2005 at 1:58 pm
man, i really wanna meet your cat.
August 29th, 2005 at 4:38 pm
i’d commented here.. where did it go???
*grr* now i don’t even remember what i’d said!
August 29th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
lovin it!
August 29th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
in the spirit of the holy septivity, here are seven haiku middles for your consumption, sort of like a fractyl made of salisbury steaks…….
people like to shit their pants.
underwear? i dont think so.
no, i wore an omelette hat.
donald trump can kiss my ass.
ketchup, ketchup, yum-yum-yum!
the bastard had it coming.
romeo is bleeding, ahhhhh…….
August 29th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
ok.. i’m going NUTS. i know i read this and i thought i commented on it.
bah!
do you normally bitch slap someone?? my interests are peaked.
August 29th, 2005 at 10:34 pm
no i have never officially ‘bitch slapped’ anyone but i have been in some near bad fights…definite hair pulling was done for sure.
August 30th, 2005 at 6:26 am
LOL…makez me laugh, even when i shouldn’t b laughing.
my terrible week haz been much improved, solely bekause u r so damn funny.
Forshnebik !!!
August 30th, 2005 at 7:48 pm
enjoyed getting to know you more. of course always hilarious