wtf?

i can’t remember at all what i was dreaming about but i spit on something, and then i felt myself rebuilding the saliva in my mouth again and i spit again, but for real this time, all over my arm and i yelled out, waking up adam; fucking gross i just SPIT on myself all over my arm, what the fuck?

15 Responses to “wtf?”

  1. sarah Says:

    i’ve woken up doing anything from screaming to crying to hitting to not breathing.

    so that’s funny. sounds like you were preparing to spit on an enemy! :)

    you NINJATO!

  2. s! Says:

    chewing tobacco in your sleep?! :-P

  3. Andi Says:

    My mom woke up the whole house once (when she was a teen) because she thought someone was choking her, but her arm had fallen asleep and her hand drifted up to her neck. Weird.

  4. sumo Says:

    I’m sure you were just dreaming. But of whom?

  5. Min Says:

    I’ve woken up exhausted from crying so much in my dream. But rebuilding that spit–now that’s talent! ;)

  6. transience Says:

    funny when fantasy crosses over to reality. i’ve never had enough imagination to spit on myself, only do a weird rap thing, according to my beau.

  7. ian Says:

    Dork! :-)

  8. Binsk Says:

    Maybe you’re a snake. A hissing, spitting snake.

    /got nothing

  9. lorena Says:

    crazy dream!! do you spit a lot?!

  10. NWJR Says:

    Better to spit in your sleep than SHIT in your sleep.

    At least that’s my theory.

  11. SafeTinspector Says:

    Kinda like a wet dream, but with more of an oral orientation.
    Different sex, different end.

  12. Sam Says:

    Ew. Yucky dream. Go shower, you’ll feel better.

  13. gusgreeper Says:

    i laughed about it most of the day and tried so hard to remember what i was dreaming about..it did not come back to me…i will never know what it was i was actually spitting on….i will always wonder…oh i will.

  14. albion barmis continoo Says:

    i suspect that you were dreaming what you were sucking the poison out of a alligators hand who was snakebit. cause youre like that.

  15. Lyvvie Says:

    Oh god, that made me laugh, like tears running down my face. Superb!

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