i’m the trouble starter, punking instigator

today i cleaned the oven. i wore this mask because i didn’t want my insides to blow up from the poison in the cleaner. i also haven’t cleaned the oven in a rather longish time and decided to go on a cleaning rampage. little did i know going in that i’d hit my elbow so many times.
i couldn’t wear my glasses, so my sight was limited - the mask kept squishing them and pushing them off my face. i didn’t even get to clean the floor. i vow never to let the oven get that messy again. i did also get the toaster oven cleaned. it was becoming a definite fire starter and i figured cleaning it before it caught on fire was better than after.

September 20th, 2005 at 10:29 pm
smack my kitchen up
you look like scorpion
bossa nova
September 21st, 2005 at 12:39 am
x-files!!!
September 21st, 2005 at 2:22 am
You even make wearing mask look hot! Sheesh!
September 21st, 2005 at 5:10 am
You’re supposed to clean toaster ovens?
I just pitch it and buy a new one.
Sorry about your elbows.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:41 am
You look like the alien that probed me.
September 21st, 2005 at 7:59 am
That scan looks like a vague memory of alien abduction.
September 21st, 2005 at 9:14 am
holy crap.
I’m scared.
September 21st, 2005 at 10:13 am
Can you do our oven please? I reckon it hasnt been done for about 6 months and chris drops his pizza on the door repeatedly!
September 21st, 2005 at 10:33 am
very nice. you look like you could be a deadly nurse assassin.
September 21st, 2005 at 10:54 am
whew! that looks almost scary!!
September 21st, 2005 at 1:55 pm
why did you cut out your eyes?
September 21st, 2005 at 2:02 pm
Abduct me please!
September 21st, 2005 at 3:49 pm
Yikes, no offense, but that is a creepy picture. I like it though.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:45 pm
Good thinkin’.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:45 pm
nice nostrils.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:56 pm
none taken
i love them when they are creepy!
September 21st, 2005 at 8:53 pm
i wish i knew why the eyes never show up! i guess i don’t hold my eyes close enough. this one they didn’t cause i had the blinds open so the light would of totally blocked them, but honestly i think i am too chicken shit of going blind to really do an eye one.
September 22nd, 2005 at 12:50 pm
Creepy… Do you ever wonder if your brain is going to fall out after a certain number of scans? I love your HNT, as always!
September 23rd, 2005 at 4:18 am
wow nice variation on the theme
September 23rd, 2005 at 7:20 am
Scary bitch!
September 24th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
In soviet russia, oven cleaners breath YOU!