i’m the trouble starter, punking instigator

today i cleaned the oven. i wore this mask because i didn’t want my insides to blow up from the poison in the cleaner. i also haven’t cleaned the oven in a rather longish time and decided to go on a cleaning rampage. little did i know going in that i’d hit my elbow so many times.

i couldn’t wear my glasses, so my sight was limited - the mask kept squishing them and pushing them off my face. i didn’t even get to clean the floor. i vow never to let the oven get that messy again. i did also get the toaster oven cleaned. it was becoming a definite fire starter and i figured cleaning it before it caught on fire was better than after.

21 Responses to “i’m the trouble starter, punking instigator”

  1. aggrabah beezuus capitane Says:

    smack my kitchen up

    you look like scorpion

    bossa nova

  2. transience Says:

    x-files!!!

  3. Kalani Says:

    You even make wearing mask look hot! Sheesh!

  4. Jerk Of All Trades Says:

    You’re supposed to clean toaster ovens?
    I just pitch it and buy a new one.

    Sorry about your elbows.

  5. Chris Says:

    You look like the alien that probed me.

  6. Indy Says:

    That scan looks like a vague memory of alien abduction.

  7. potted-flower Says:

    holy crap.

    I’m scared.

  8. The Steve Says:

    Can you do our oven please? I reckon it hasnt been done for about 6 months and chris drops his pizza on the door repeatedly!

  9. clara* Says:

    very nice. you look like you could be a deadly nurse assassin.

  10. s! Says:

    whew! that looks almost scary!! ;-)

  11. Ho Says:

    why did you cut out your eyes?

  12. Rich_E_G Says:

    Abduct me please!

  13. Paul Says:

    Yikes, no offense, but that is a creepy picture. I like it though.

  14. binsk Says:

    Good thinkin’. ;)

  15. irasali Says:

    nice nostrils. :)

  16. gusgreeper Says:

    none taken :)

    i love them when they are creepy!

  17. gusgreeper Says:

    i wish i knew why the eyes never show up! i guess i don’t hold my eyes close enough. this one they didn’t cause i had the blinds open so the light would of totally blocked them, but honestly i think i am too chicken shit of going blind to really do an eye one.

  18. Sam Says:

    Creepy… Do you ever wonder if your brain is going to fall out after a certain number of scans? I love your HNT, as always!

  19. clay Says:

    wow nice variation on the theme

  20. non vocabulum Says:

    Scary bitch!

  21. SafeTinspector Says:

    In soviet russia, oven cleaners breath YOU!

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