i want you tiger and i want you now
why does it seem like everything except video games come out on their specified release date? they just NEVER do (here). i hate waiting for things. it does not work for me at all. i do not possess patience. being virtuous is for suckers.
if it is announced a game is coming out on the 20th of September i fucking want it on the 20th of September. not today, not tomorrow: on the 20th. dare i repeat myself again.
yesterday no tiger 2006
today no tiger 2006
if i don’t have it tomorrow heads are going to roll.
we played a send off game to 2005 last night, (because did i mention it didn’t come in on its release date?) OF COURSE playing St. Andrews as it is our mutual favourite. but now no tiger today either!
must give a kick ass shout out here to Lyvvie who rocks so hard we can hardly contain ourselves. she picked us up some balls and tees from the REAL St. Andrews. ABC and i see a sock monkey in your future.
now i am just sitting here waiting, twiddling my thumbs, one of them hurts like a bitch if i may add. in my left handed clumsiness i some how pulled the shit out of it cleaning the oven - it is also my ‘playstation’ thumb. so MAYBE just maybe fate is the cause of having to WAIT for the game so that my thumb gets better. didn’t help that i had my brand spankin’ new pilates class last night and had to balance on my hands some. when i lost the round to adam last night i said: blame the oven, blame the pilates, my thumb is fucked man.
if an orchestra of wee violins could start playing me a tune right NOW that would be fantastic.
September 21st, 2005 at 4:38 pm
“i want you tiger and i want you now”
How I long for some girl to say that to me!
I’m waiting for the new Smackdown game. You can stop laughing. I’m sad, I know. It’s one of the few games I play. That and Amped 2.
September 21st, 2005 at 4:40 pm
yes, caroline is a quebecer, and she also has the same birthday as me. she is yummy.
September 21st, 2005 at 4:43 pm
and Kelly Rowan (super-hot mom on The O.C.) is from Ottawa. she is extra yummy.
September 21st, 2005 at 4:53 pm
canadian chicks are hot
i totally watch the O.C.
September 21st, 2005 at 4:55 pm
one day chris one day….
dude, gaming is gaming i wouldn’t laugh at you. (very hard) it isn’t like you are playing on the original nintendo or anything.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:47 pm
Balance on your hands some???? Were your feet off the floor?
September 21st, 2005 at 5:59 pm
oh yes of course, but there is still lots of balancing.
September 21st, 2005 at 6:32 pm
video game companies suck ass. Sorry to hear about your thumb, DLAK takes your hand in his and Kiss’s thumb, there all better.
September 21st, 2005 at 6:52 pm
honey, you DO know i’d do anything for you, right? so today, i’m working up the courage to sign up for violin.
September 21st, 2005 at 7:34 pm
Should I know of this game? I’m always looking for a new addiction…anything but laundry.
September 21st, 2005 at 8:16 pm
I don’t understand why things don’t come out on their release date by you. I think there would be riots around here if people didn’t get their shiznit when they were told they would…
Hope you get it soon. I have a VERY good friend that works for Nike Golf (it’s a great thing)…do you use any of the Nike products that Tiger uses?
September 21st, 2005 at 10:10 pm
poor wittle thumb
September 22nd, 2005 at 12:47 am
Thumb wear and tear is common with many people, hitch hickers for example will often apply tits…sorry, ointment to their sore thumbs to get a few extra hours hitching in……bizzarre stuff also it has been known that if you over-use something it’ll drop off. Trust me….(insert suitable man-gina joke here) Thumb use can also be a killer, Where are all of those popular 70’s DJs with their big thumbs up?? Please, for the love of christ woman, exercise extreme caution around the thumb.
how delightfully insipid.
September 22nd, 2005 at 3:42 am
Chris plays amped 2? I thought he just lost at it!!!!
Games are annoying always late and they always start hyping them way too early. Having said that i want burnout revenge
September 22nd, 2005 at 5:47 am
Awh, hang in there, babe.
Hey -where’s your HNT scan? C’mon - we want you!
September 22nd, 2005 at 7:36 am
I really want to read the paper today and there be a story about derranged video gamer violence in Vancouver. Please!
September 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 am
you rule! love your new picture, thanks for stopping by again and supporting me after all these years…through the good times and the bad!
September 22nd, 2005 at 8:36 am
thanks for letting me know that lyvvie was still around! you both rock and rule!
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:01 am
AW! You’re happy again! hooray!!!
We are going to St. andrews this weekend and I’ll get you your balls. Mom and Swifty went off all by themselves when they were here, so we didn’t get go and I couldn’t get them for you then. How pouty rotten was that eh? Tres!
It’s our 10yr anniversary tomorrow, and we’ll have a wee trip up just ourselves to celebrate. And buy sweet cakes at this super bakery up there we love. We’re all about the sweet cakes.
I love the hard hat picture!!
Where’s your HNT?? I did my first one today…come see me!
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 am
Hey Corinna, since you love sports…well golf is a sport, right?…do you feel that it improves your mood? Cos they say the endorphines released while exercising gets rid of depression but in my experience, exercise does me no shit at all. Sometimes it makes me feel more down.
Sorry for the totally irrelevant question.
September 22nd, 2005 at 11:56 am
GAH! i hate it when that happens! just like the xbox 360 was supposed to be released on 11/15 (which btw also happens to be our anniversary and it was going to be our anni gift to ourselves!)… but now it’s 11/22.
bastards!
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:29 pm
Chris said it for me. And I can give my “right arm” for that.
September 23rd, 2005 at 6:14 am
also, there is no such thing as too much golf.
and also Guinness takes forever to pour but i love it much no to wait……..that works on many levels
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:59 am
i always wonder why people don’t really consider golf a sport, it is not easy at all and after you walk 18 holes pulling your own cart with no caddy shit man are you ever tired.
that aside…it does and it doesn’t.
people in general say a lot about what works and doesn’t for depression sometimes nothing works for me either.
even when i’m running regularly i can’t honestly say it helped that much.
this week my aniexty is out of control and i have no apparent issues at hand.
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:03 am
wow lucky you! i used to have a girlfriend that worked at helly hanson and ALL my running gear etc. was helly hanson before that i was always nike’s bitch.
in the actual game we use lots and lots of tiger’s nike stuff. i love looking for the clothes in stores and being like HEY MAN WE USE/WEAR that in the game. but in real life we are poor and have nice golf stuff but no kick ass TW NIKE stuff!
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:05 am
my thumb is starting to feel better! just in time!
i agree anyone who says there is such a thing as too much golf is LAME!!!
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:08 am
thanks DLAK!
Trans: you are SO SWEET i can’t wait to hear my new wee song!
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:09 am
happy anniversary! that is awesome ten years!
woo hoo can’t wait!! you guys are the bestest
September 23rd, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Oh golf is a difficult sport alright. Even mini golf is hard. Good luck with your anxiety attacks. Mine has toned down a bit.
September 25th, 2005 at 7:26 am
well shit if your thumb is done, better to wait anyway. enjoy, when and if it ever comes out.
September 25th, 2005 at 8:10 am
can i just say i got really excited when i read the title… then realised that the post has absolutely nothing to do with tigers. hmpph.
September 25th, 2005 at 11:47 am
You could always play Dance Dance Revolution. No thumbs required…
October 18th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
the thanks
the balls and the tees from the very real St. Andrews course in Scotland have arrived from the FAB-U-LOUS lyvvie. adam almost passed out. he is also guarding the gifts to an almost scary extent.
example: i had one of the four balls out o