dramatica whiner pants extraordinaire
i’m super bitchy right now. SUPER. i have canker sores. i have been getting them since i was a kid and even with all the other stupid health shit wrong with me that causes me pain i find canker sores the most annoying and they make me want to freak out at everything. but talking hurts them, everything hurts them even breathing. i get them in the worst places and you’d think i would just get one at a time, but getting only one would be for someone with a statistic of at least 5% of good luck in life or higher.
i get them big and i generally get two or three little ones that seem to grow and meet each other and turn into a united ‘we hate you’ big one. right now i have two and they are ALMOST ready to join, they are resting on my teeth so i can’t move my mouth without feeling them. everyone always thinks they have some disgusting mixture of things to swish around in your mouth that gets rid of them. NOTHING gets rid of them until they are ready to go.
fine, so i do not get them as bad as i did as a teenager. when i had braces there were times the inside of my bottom lip was just one massive canker and i would simply smother the whole bottom layer of my teeth in wax. it was such a hot look, sometimes i can’t believe it didn’t catch on.
i have drawn a composite sketch of the current sores in my mouth.
here also is a picture of adam and i from last year right around this time that greenly (aka david) did some photo shop work on for me - the original is really dark, BECAUSE today is mine and adam’s two year anniversary. sucks i have these bloody mouth sores eh?
September 30th, 2005 at 2:03 pm
NUMBER ONE!!! MMMMM CANKERS… NATURES MOUTH FURNISHING
September 30th, 2005 at 2:28 pm
corinna(if brilliant illustrations is enough),poor honey.
darlin youre BOOTIFUL.and adams NEARLY as handsome as me.
i didnt know what a canker sore was,and initially i thought that they on the outside of your mouth.
poor baby. get adam to give you a soothing buttock massage and happy aniversary xoxo
September 30th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
hey geezer.. thanks
the outside ones are cold soars inside ones are canker…they come from the same family though. fuckers.
September 30th, 2005 at 6:27 pm
oh my fucking GOD! you 2 are a sexy damn couple!
sorry about the sores. but, HAPPY Anniversary anyway girl!
September 30th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
you know i have the same issue!!! how funny. well really how annoying!!! hope they heal fast.
September 30th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
So sorry for the gigantorus boo boo’s! I have that problem also…but my sores are caused by lupus…bleh! I get them in my nose too…same reason…and if I’m really lucky…my tongue gets involved also…and the tongue is the worst! It’s like a razor blade has made furrows up and down my tongue…and wicked ugly it is too. I feel your pain missy! I surmise by the picture that you were mouth cootie free at the time…because it is sure sweet. I have a computer now by the way…so Georgie had better look out! I’m back in the proverbial saddle again!
September 30th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
thanks dude! and we got offically engaged tonight too! :)will do a post tomorrow.
damn mouth though
September 30th, 2005 at 11:54 pm
oh yes the tongue ones, i almost forgot, i get those too. the WORST of the lot (almost).
welcome back
October 1st, 2005 at 1:02 am
The picture is loverly! Happy anniversary
God, that sucks about the sores…. I really hate those, and their timing sucks eggs!!!
October 1st, 2005 at 7:37 am
And congrats on the engagement!!!
October 1st, 2005 at 11:59 am
ouchh! that sounds painful!
heyyy, i just read you got engaged!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! so happy for both of you!!
October 1st, 2005 at 12:43 pm
did you say you just got engaged?
October 1st, 2005 at 12:58 pm
great pictures.
I have FOUR big great huge painful things on the tip of my tongue right now. Consider yourself LUCKY!
October 1st, 2005 at 3:21 pm
I haven’t had a canker sore since I was young but I remember they hurt like hell!
That is the most awesomerad picture of you and Adam!!! Yes I needed to use your term awesomerad to describe it because nothing else could.
October 2nd, 2005 at 5:14 am
so 2 category 2 canker sores may upgrade into a category 4? That sucks.
October 2nd, 2005 at 12:32 pm
Hmmm….I thought a cold sore was a huge eruption on the outside of the lips, a Mouth Ulcer was the same but on the inside of the mouth on the soft tissues, and a canker sore is a swollen, angry tastebud. I get the taste bud thingies and have never had the other two (touch wood…no no, lick wood!)
Bless you and I hope they heal up quick. (I gargle with warm salted water…but yeah, they go when they want to.)
Stress brings them up, but the Hubs says he’s not had so many since he stopped drinking fruit juice, cut way back on sugar and he started using Listerene daily. He used to get mouth ulcers a lot, poor man. Nearly drove him insane.
Congratulations on the Anniversary!! I love the picture.Does anyone look bad in black and white??
October 3rd, 2005 at 12:40 am
What!? [i]You[/i] can’t have canker sores i’ve got them!
I need all the sympathy!
It’s all me me me with you……….right i’m off to rub a lepur.
get well soon and all that.
October 3rd, 2005 at 6:18 am
Ok, I’m all behind the times here, and I only flew back to Perth today… I’m sure these posts weren’t here yesterday! Canker sores… I’m not quite sure.. but i think I may have had them… maybe… but I’ve never heard the name canker sores. Congratulations on being engaged! The photo is totally awesome, you both look like models
xoxoxxo
October 3rd, 2005 at 9:38 am
gorgeous couple!
October 3rd, 2005 at 2:57 pm
HA that made me laugh SO HARD!!! i will have to use it and link back to you in my next post as YES they have now upgraded themselves to a category 4 and they are now one.
October 25th, 2005 at 3:54 pm
back when i first started this site in my attempts to keep it real to keep it honest, to start it that way and keep it that way i started with some confessions/warnings if you will one of them was:
-i whine about everything, there is always SOMETHING w