up every morning just to get a job i gotta fight my way to the hustler bar
back when i first started this site in my attempts to keep it real to keep it honest, to start it that way and keep it that way i started with some confessions/warnings if you will, one of them was:
-i whine about everything, there is always SOMETHING wrong with me
i think it is time i come clean and state what to some is already obvious and to others will come as a complete and utter shock. you may even find yourselves scared.
i am also neurotic, hypersensitive to assholes, hypersensitive in general, a proud hypochondriac; i have this slight tendency to over react and an even slighter tendency to exaggerate some stuff.
i stress myself out over EVERYTHING and then i over analyse it and then i generally analyse it a few more times just to be sure i have every angle covered. one of my favorites is my all or nothing thinking. it�s so fun. i am also a clumsy klutz of the grandest proportions, i hurt myself doing the most mundane things and i�m also left handed.
i�ve been sick since the weekend and adam since last thursday, gus sneezed THREE times in a row last tuesday and suddenly everyone is sick. adam generally won�t admit he is sick. it�s the sneezing, spitting mucus, coughing and so pale he could drop dead at ANY second �act� that gives it away. me: biggest baby on earth when sick. i greep it for all it�s greepin� worth.
thanks for the well wishes guys, you ARE the best some of you are so kick ass you even asked about my canker sores, NOW does that ever make me feel special.
not only have i had more of the nasty little fuckers one of my favorite blogger buddies Paul of Basically Nonsense suggested a rating system for me. this fantastic system is all but the same as rating the force of hurricanes.
so Sumo in answer to your inquiry the OLD ONES did join forces into one massive category 5 and once they healed i was blessed with a single HUGE category 4 just in time for my head cold.
i plan to go to pilates tonight and get everyone sick. i�m lying. i’m not contagious anymore some jerk is likely to get ME sick again. but if i start coughing uncontrollably from a tickle in my nose or throat from the nutter breathing i will be SURE to YELL out…DON�T WORRY IT�S JUST BIRD FLU. i have so always wanted to do that.
October 25th, 2005 at 5:22 pm
Yep…that’s what I was thinking reading this post…BIRD FLU! And…you described me fairly well…but…I’m not left handed. Being left handed is so cool you know…rather mysterious. I thought I was the only one who analyzed my analyzing. I believe in recycling my thoughts…at least that is what I prefer to think about it. So get well you three sick zombies.
October 26th, 2005 at 12:47 am
I swear by OJ…..if you’re ill OJ is the best, it got me outta that gonerherpasyphaids that i had a week ago….
Drink tons of it.
October 26th, 2005 at 6:32 am
Aw, poor Corinna, it totally sucks being sick. I’ve still got a cough which started in July! I can’t believe I’ve still got it. It’s nearly November! Maybe it’s bird flu, too.
May I suggest Garlic, C and Horseradish vitamins, and also cod liver oil (Vitamin A to strengthen the immune system). And B vitamin is just for fun! (B vitamins make you happy).
For all this bird flu scare, I’m not hearing of any people in Western countries who are actually sick from it. What’s with the fear mongering?
October 26th, 2005 at 6:34 am
Oh yeah, and I thought I had a canker sore for a few days there… a really sore spot on my gum inside my lip, and it just seemed to be white… just hurt. But it’s heaps better now.
Have you got your assmats yet?
October 26th, 2005 at 7:17 am
Ha ha! Seriously guys, don’t panic. It’s only the bird flu. You’re not birds right? You’ve nothing to fear. *cough*
October 26th, 2005 at 9:09 am
hehe.. you always crack me up.. even when it’s the bird flu!
get well soooooon! *hugs*
October 26th, 2005 at 9:39 am
they haven’t come yet, i am waiting with bells on man. i will forsure let you know when they come.
fear mongering…it is more taking a shot at the media and i do this really immature thing every time im sick and say i think i have things like sars, bird flu etc…also i have a dear friend and his wife who live IN china. i worry about them CONSTANTLY and so joking about that shit helps me deal.
October 26th, 2005 at 9:42 am
i take lots of vitamins and vit C but sometimes ‘they’ just get you anyway eh?
BUT my doctor tells me i can’t have lots of OJ or citrus cause it is bad for my ass.
figure that one out!
October 26th, 2005 at 11:23 am
I used to get a lot of canker sores as a kid. Thankfully I don’t get them anymore.
October 26th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
cough away and neurosis is so acceptable. it’s now the norm.
October 26th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
I get the stupid mouth sores too. I had them so bad when I was a teenager once that my dentist gave me a bottle of lydocaine syrup. Awesome shit, you should get some. Of course, I used it in all sorts of inappropriate ways, but it was ace for the purpose it was intended for.
You should try my home remedy:beat your head into a wall until your eyes bleed. You need a trusted friend to help you with the last couple whacks, but it is SO worth it.
October 26th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
OH I SO HEAR YOU!! i had braces and i basically wore what felt like POUNDS of wax on my teeth for like two years. i have been given so many different things for them and really hope i will grow out of them but i likely won’t for years i don’t think my dad stopped getting them till his late 30’s early 40’s. i know i had some pink syrupy stuff as a kid but my parents ‘gave’ it to me when needed so maybe it was that?
October 26th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
I get about 4 a year, and I hate them. If I had to deal with them all the time, I think I probably would bash my head into a wall. I think the last one was the worst, it was huge and took a while to go away. I’ll say category 4, making all my others 3s. I have ’stuff’ that makes my mouth numb, but it only helps so much. BE STRONG!
October 26th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
“IT’S JUST BIRD FLU!”
you sicko. lol. that part made me laugh the hardest.
it’s OK to be a baby. not everyone can be a tough bastard.. like ol’ ABC there. sheesh..
Josh doesn’t like admitting when he’s sick either and if he vomits.. he hides it from me, won’t let me help him or anything. i’ll scream for him if need be. hell.. if ya need help, what’s the difference?!
anyway greeper.. lovely corinna.. you feel better damn it. being sick is no good. i hate it.
October 26th, 2005 at 9:38 pm
we are safe unless the virus continues to mutate…. i knew this guy who like went on this boat tour cruise in like chicago or something, and he caught redbeard from like the dirty boat. he was fine for like three days or something, but then he like totally started coughing like “hack-hack-koff-ARRRRGGHHHMATEYY!!!!!!!!!”, and then he like starts totally limping on one side, and he’s all like “what, ya never seena PEGLEG BEFORE MATEY?!?!?!” and i was like holy motherofpearl you are soooo acting like a pirate.
lets just hope it doesnt come to that.