Bunking With Us & Gus
An awesome friend of mine David Green is moving to Vancouver ! We graduated from high school in Terrace together. He has been up in Smithers for the last 5 years and is now moving here to start at Vancouver Film School in June. He gets here on the 16th and will be staying with us till the end of the month.
I emailed him some things that I thought he should know about Adam, Gus and I before staying here, I call it: Things you should know before bunking with us:
- we are reality show junkies
- i am a tv junkie in general (bad bad)
- we have access to ear plugs if you are not a sound sleeper you may want to use some for sleeping because Adam gets up early
- i generally sleep with ear plugs; have for years so you don’t have to worry about being quiet
- our land lord mrs. e is CRAZY. we are likely going to have to tell her you are staying with us; we live next door to her. if we don’t tell her and she sees you with keys she will scare you silly. she has got to be pushing 80, is about 4 feet tall and German. we will handle it but you still need to be warned about her. she is NUTS, CRAZY. I actually really like her, i would just HATE to be on her bad side !!! I have lived here for over 5 years now, so don’t worry. she also has a ridiculous crush on Adam example being one morning she knocked on the door (can’t remember why) and Adam was still in his underpants, i guess she heard him talking about putting some pants on and when he opened the door she says, “no pants ok, no pants ok” !
- in the shower you will see a bottle of VAGISIL feminine wash; i don’t want you thinking i am some dirty girl or anything, i just have a very very sensitive area and can’t use soap. i have lots of girly things.
- gus is (still) a barf machine. A BARF MACHINE !!
- i call gus stinky poo poo head. it is my favorite nickname for her. and for some reason i call Adam stinky poo poo head now too. amongst lots of other maybe not so appropriate names, not dirty, just names like jerk face and ass pants….they ARE terms of endearment and those names normally only come out while playing ps2, i am a HUGE trash talker. funky walker, dirty talker.
