whip it good

the new sock monkey pattern has called for a ‘whip stitch’. what is a bloody whip stitch?

it has been close to fifteen years since i earned my All Around Cord with the Girl Guides of Canada and even longer since i used to teach my Dad’s Cub Scouts their knots to intimidate the shit out of them, so they’d learn them faster; what being taught by a GIRL and all.

you’d think it would ALL come back

nope, we surfed the net with the dedication of a first year Girl Guide trying to earn twenty badges at once. i HAD so many badges man…WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHIP STITCH. i made an executive decision and decided it was basically the same stitch we were already using, it worked well last year so fuck it, if the stitch works use it.

[i have no idea what stitch we are really using]

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