poor baby nipple – brought to you by bacon grease
making a late lunch, adam got hit in the face with spitting bacon grease. he said OCH. he’s tough. he’s over it.
it reminded me of this time when i was around three years old living in Niagara Falls, my mother’s sister was watching me and we were making popcorn on the stove. she went to pee so i pulled a chair over to stand up on to watch it pop. i was only wearing my underwear and a kernel popped me right on one of my wee nipples. [i know she told me to stay away from the stove]
because this had nothing to do with being left handed i will say this is ONE of the reasons why i can not do very many things without inflicting some kind of dramatic injury upon myself.
i started young.
