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i didn’t get out of bed today until 1pm because i’m a lazy whiney bitch of a housewife and am still feeling sick off and on. i have extremely bad breath right now, what a waste of a fucking day. if this post sucks, you’ll live and forgive. {i hope}
first off, thank you all so much for the well wishes, emails, and e-cards. you guys are all so thoughtful - and for that, i didn’t call you jerks!
i’m oddly not quite well yet?!? i’ve been to a doctor who i have to say was pretty useless so i will be going back to a different one. i almost barfed again last night and then acquired the hick-ups in the middle of the night and because i sleep with ear plugs in i didn’t realize how loud they were till i had adam elbowing me to get some fucking water or something. HE went and got me two glasses while i probably swore at him and said shit like ‘as if it’s my fucking fault i have the hick-ups’. i am without doubt a HUGE cunt if woken for any sort of odd reason. prime example, friday night somehow we smashed heads HARD in the middle of the night and APPARENTLY i spit out a FUCK LIKE FUCK I AM A FUCKING MIGRAINE SUFFER YOU KNOW.
i’ve also taken THREE pregnancy tests. ALL have been negative so if this shit does not stop i will be getting a blood test. i was reading on line the top 25 signs of pregnancy and apparently, one of them is simply ‘feeling pregnant’. are you kidding me? how the hell would i even know what being pregnant feels like? cause if it feels like being stabbed in the belly with little knives and shit then i’m fucking pregnant! i ALWAYS say and INSIST that i NEVER want babies but this is the second time in 2+ years that we ‘may be’ pregnant and i/we get so fucking excited it is ODD to say the very least. i find it extremely amusing how the clock starts ticking EVEN if you do not want children. i’ve talked about this with other girlfriends who DO NOT want babies and they feel the same as i do, that you have to fight off the brain telling the body you do when you DON’T!
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i’m actually excited about being with the Carlson’s for the second year in a row for Christmas. even though i have never been a fan of Christmas, the prospect of having two sisters is just beyond exciting to me. i know we’re going to catch shit from adam’s dad for spending the money we have on them but who cares, they are great girls and deserve to be spoiled to whatever extent we can stretch the dollar to.
last Christmas was my first with any family but my own, it was very different, i felt insanely uncomfortable and out of place but a lot can and has happened in a year.
with us all together and my parents having already told us what they are contributing to the wedding there will defiantly be nuptials talk and planning, which i hope everyone involved, finds exciting. we are still saying next year so it will be interesting to say the least if we can actually pull it off.
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i’m getting my tattoo FINISHED tomorrow (the 20th) which will be today buy the time most of you see this. I AM SO EXCITED!!!!
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the monkeys are arriving!!!! Lyvvie and Sarah have both posted KICKASS photos of their new housemates. Geezer and Maja also have their monkey, Vern Stanley. pictures will be up on their sites soon, but they’ve emailed me and Geezer left a very nice comment on the Ellen post below. we are both so glad you all love your monkeys!! it makes us feel really good and shit.
YOU have two choices here: if you are not getting a monkey (this year!!) then go check out the new design. if you ARE getting a monkey and you have not received yours even though EVERY monkey is different - to the point that one was even made with the socks inside out - do not come crying to me if you fuck up your monkey surprise. i’ve been a good little girl and have not posted any photos even though for a while, there were shit loads of them in here and we got some kick ass shots. i’m trying to be selfless here people. which is not easy for a self-centered, self-involved, left-handed only child.
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i don’t know how you win this BUT last week i was extremely lucky and won shitty blog of the week on the shitty blogs club internet radio. thanks jeckles, adam and i had a great laugh and i feel super honored to know i am shitty blog radio worthly!
for anyone who would like to listen to some jerks talk about me and read one of my posts out you can down load it here the stuff on the shitty blog winner of the week starts at around 1hr 11mins in.
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also, whoever was AWESOMERAD enough to purchase me the Arrested Development, Season One DVD off my wish list fess up so i can properly thank you!
