the new batch help us say goodbye to 2005
happy new year to you all!
let me introduce you to the happy adoptees and adoptors.
[b](THE) Vern Stanley[/b], he now resides with Geezer and Maja in Austraila. word has it he is fitting in extremely well and loves the ladies, the wild life and booze.
[b]Ramona[/b], or Mona for short has an adorable Sassy playmate in Scotland.
[b]Sonny Tang[/b] humps cats while Sarah Laughs.
[b]Mr. B. Wilbur Mint[/b], takes refuge with Glenn my friend from grade school who has a penchant for sock monkeys.
blogger turned buddy Paul from Ajax adopted a very special and talented monkey [b]Radclife[/b].
[b]Bruno Mandeville[/b] is a construction worker residing with a man named Devo.
[b]SPOCKETTE[/b] the ONE i call spockette decided she wanted her monkey to be named spockette as well. please do not confuse this monkey spockette with my human girlfriend spockette. a photo of her (my girlfriend) will be unveiled soon as she has also accepted my request that she be my maid of honour!
[b]Saltine Peppard[/b] went to my girlfriend Tricia someone whose friendship i value likely way more than she could know.
i wanted to call this monkey Bruno but we had already named a monkey Bruno. adam named him Chow Meinus. he sits proudly in my tattoo by chad’s work area. i told chad of the name issue, he said he would call him [b]Bruno Chow Meinus[/b]. SWEET. this monkey is almost an ape. we don’t know how it happened but it MAY have something to do with his four arms.
[b]Hank Prosciutto[/b] was adopted by my great friend and new friend to adam, Greenly. we met in the 12th grade over a spock bookmarker. this vulcan is undercover, hence the name hank prosciutto. and i can’t believe we just gave up his cover.
[b]Onya Klinger[/b] this monkey is fucking hot, this monkey is a whore if this monkey isn’t next to you, it’s on-ya.
i�ll admit i got totally carried away promising monkeys this year and we still have some left to make.
the monkey migration season has come to an end. during the remainder of the year, travel is expensive for the animals as each transfer must be made independently through the ‘ebay’ travel agency. if you are awaiting the arrival of a monkey that has not arrived yet, it will. some of this year’s class were caught with a controlled substance and will be released to you pending successful parole hearings.
more info on the ‘monkey’ travel agency will follow in due time.
