Sweet Ass Honky Tonk
I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before but Adam is in a band. He is the singer. It is a for fun band, they have a space where they play. The drummer was locally famous as the original drummer for the band GOB. His name is Pat, but he was known as The Wolf Man. He still is known as The Wolf Man. We go to his place for Super Bowl parties every year I used to think he was scary, but he isn’t. This year he was sick and didn’t have a Super Bowl party. Jerk.
Back to the band, they say Adam is TOO GOOD and needs to BRANCH out. I AGREE. BUT he wouldn’t go out for Canadian Idol so I’m begging him to go out for ‘Rock Star The Series’ auditions are here on March 23rd.
This for fun band is having their first garage show on Saturday and scattered in amongst the line-up are some random songs like a friend of a friend doing some Joplin and now Adam and I doing a duet. You did read that right Adam and I. We are doing [i]Jackson[/i] by Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. Yes, I know super original considering the recent success surrounding [i]Walk the Line[/i] but there are only so many duets worthy of us doing that we can actually do together.
You know what this means people. I have to learn the CORRECT lyrics. By Saturday. I’ve always wanted to be a singer or a dancer. Not a stripper though. I used to play the piano; I never danced on it though. Although I won’t lie I was offered a job to once hanging out in a strip bar here. My parents have always told me I can’t sing, not to be mean I don’t think, just as a matter of opinion but it does add to my nervousness. My only other singing experience as an adult was a disastrous Karaoke duet with Adam’s Best Man, Al to Aaron Neville and Linda Ronstadt’s “Don’t Know Much” which is so far out of my range I was praying for a sniper bullet to hit me.
I think I’ll wear something super slutty just in case I sound horrid.
