Allergy Haikus
Sneezing on you, Babe
Is SO sexy I can’t stop
Get me a new nose!
Fresh cut grass is green
Hit the balloon in the head
Drill a hard golf shot
I got a fever
Give it to you free, I will
Don’t make me hate you
Deviated Spray
Fucking up nostrils is bad
Do not snort cocaine
Two billion dollars
Allergies are good business
Fuck corporations
Itchy eyes you have
Allergic to my cat ass
Buddy, sniff it good
Headaches love me long
Runny nose, watery eyes
Fuck you allergies
