I just heard on the news that paper shredders in the home are dangerous. They acknowledged their necessity for keeping your private information safe from identity thieves but that kids fingers shouldn’t go in them.

Adam shaved off his Wolverine side burns and I got really mad. I’ve threatened to now call him Freckles. I had maybe mentioned they had to go before the wedding but I loved them and I miss them and I think I should get him to write CORINNA’5 across his face and this way i will NOT have to worry about this EVER again. And I warned him I was posting him topless for shaving them off. [they got HUGE]

My birthday is now less than a month away, June 14….see my Wish List up in the Bio section? I LOVE presents!! I’m turning 29, this is IT people my LAST year in my 20’s. If you buy me presents I’ll only mention it maybe 144 hundred times between now and then whereas if you don’t I’ll mention it like EVERY DAY!!!!! And like ummm not to bribe anyone but if you know you have a monkey coming even if I’ve warned you it is going to take A WHILE here is your chance to get your monkey faster!

You’ll notice from the button that I’m also still on the Island. There was a break in Shitty Blog Survivor but it is back and I’m back on it, I had quit for a while but my quitting didn’t go over well.

The latest task is to write a song about Shitty Blog Survivor and sing it and send it to the judges. This week only the judges vote. My songs are SHITTTTTTY. I did a b-side as well. I may post them here later but I have to convert them to MP3’s and blah blah blah but if I get voted out I’ll post them for sure because I can’t help it I’m proud of how shitty they are.

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