Gus likes boxes. Gus has had LOTS of boxes over the years. Her most recent ones can be seen HERE and HERE. We decided Gus needed to be interviewed we watch her go through box after box after box and some things NEED answers. Adam acted as her meow-lator and I prepared the questions and good thing I wore gloves and a mask because I didn’t know she was going to freak out and SCREAM at me the whole time.
How did you find this box?
THATS LIKE ASKING A PRISONER �SO, WHY BUNKBEDS?�
Has it increased or decreased in value since you took up occupancy?
WELL ITS CARPETED NOW.
AND THE FLOOR WAS INSULATED WITH PACKING PEANUTS.
SO LIKE 2 BUCKS.
How did you feel when BunnyBear just moved in?
I TOLD YOU I WONT TALK ABOUT THAT SUBJECT. I MADE MYSELF VERY CLEAR.
MY FUCKING AGENT TOLD YOU THIS AS WELL SO I DONT KNOW WHY YOU WOULD BE SITTING HERE IN FRONT OF ME AND THIS IS LEAVING YOUR MOUTH. YOU DONT KNOW THE HISTORY OF THIS IS FUCKING OVER IF THAT SUBJECT SHOULD REAPPEAR.
Would you like a bigger box?
WOULD YOU LIKE A SMALLER CADILLAC? COME ON.
How do you feel about the location?
ITS FANTASTIC, EXCEPT PRINCE LETS HIS LAWN GROW REAL LONG AND IT MAKES MINE LOOK WORSE. BUT AT LEAST THE GATE KEEPS THE VAGRANTS OUT OF THE POOL.
How do you feel about your owner’s love of Ellen?
THAT BROAD THINKS EVERYONE IS GAY.. …FUCKING KURT FUCKING COBAIN.
Does it bother you that you have no roof?
I THINK THAT MAKES IT A CABANA. OR A GAZEEBOTTOM OR SOMETHING.
Any plans to decorate?
YOUVE GOT ME HERE, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT WITH *ONE EXCEPTION, AND ALL YOUR TALKING ABOUT IS MY BOX?
How do you feel about our conservative government?
I VOTED FOR THE PRESERVATIVES. MSG CONTAINS NO GST.
Any comments on the upcoming Olympics in 2010?
YOU KNOW THAT MEANS YOU GOTTA DO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS TOO, RIGHT?
…..GOOD PLACE FOR IT. ARE WE DONE?
Why did you destroy your red ‘Gus Box Get Lost’?
ALRIGHT, ONE MORE BOX QUESTION AND THATS IT. BASICALLY, THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BOX BEGAN IMPULSIVELY AND WAS UNINTENTIONAL, BUT WHEN I REALLY STARTED WAILING ON IT I DECIDED TO TELL PEOPLE IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL EXRESSION OF MY SOCIETAL RAGE AND HOW POSITIVE INTENTIONS AND ENERGIES ARE PERVERTED BY THE GLOBAL HYPERBOLE OF VIOLENCE. OR SOMETHING.
Is this box to suffer the same fate in time? I have noticed it is losing its shape, no?
IM EITHER LEAVING RIGHT NOW OR YOU CAN ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE. WHAT WAS THAT? HUH? OKAY, THANKS FOR A WHATEVER, DRIVE FAST, K? LATER.
