I think this is pretty much my sexiest look ever. The computer is in front of the window. The sun is in my eyes.
Yesterday while I was at the hair salon I decided Cosmo really is the worst magazine in the entire world. For serious I get much better information from the Weekly World News and their cross words are so kick ass you’ll kick your own ass if you don’t do it.
In therapy I almost or did sort of get in a ’something, something’ with Dr. B. He was all like you don’t have withdrawal when you lower your meds slowly and I almost Africa Lion pounced on him with my AREN’T YOU the PSYCHIATRIST have you ever even BEEN ON THESE DRUGS LIKE YOU EVEN KNOW! He said you are very confrontational this session and I said NO SHIT. And then he told me I interrupt too much [because I get defensive] so I got mad and cried this time throwing in - in OVER three years you decide to tell me NOW I interrupt too much I thought therapy was ALL ABOUT ME! FINE so I KNOW I do but it hurt my feelings.
If I take a shower and Adam leaves the conditioner on the wrong side of the shampoo because I live my life in one big pattern after another I’ll pick up the conditioner thinking it is shampoo and then you will hear LOUD FUCKS and stuff coming from the shower as I try and maneuver the lid so I can put it back in the bottle. I put the lid on backwards. LEAVE THE SHAMPOO ON THE LEFT OF THE CONDITIONER or we will have problems in our marriage.
I was thinking about my hair in the shower and how awesome the cut is whlist washing it twice in retardo hot water to try and lighten it and I was like you know what I bet my stylist just doesn’t think I’m funny and although NOT OK it happens- very rarely though.
This is what I do people I over think and OBSESS about EVERYTHING.
