Basically I just proved I have the best multitasking skills in the entire world. SUCKS no one was there to see it cuz anyone who sees me in person probably won’t even believe I did this. In the shower I just brushed my teeth, pulled a comb through the conditioner in my hair with my eyes closed and the water decided to burn me and I had to re-adjust it so I did not burn to death all at the same time. WOW I’m pretty fantastic. Amazing the new skills you pick up at 29.
What isn’t COOL at all is that our shower curtain has DIED once and for all. As you can see it WAS the coolest fucking shower curtain EVER. When it first started to get sick I bought it little sticky things and repaired and re-hung it and it was happy. The sticky things CLAIMED they were STRONGER THAN THE ORIGINAL CURTAIN. Fucking lairs and I knew it too. I should write them a letter.
I’m still ‘going’ birthday wise. I have lots and lots to tell you all but for now THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for the posts on some of your blogs, the e-cards, e-mails, gifts [the ones the government is still holding as well] comments on my birthday post AND the myspace comments. HOLY could I feel more special? I think not. I am SO NOT used to that much attention that I actually got stressed out when happy birthdays started coming in on the 13th. NERD.
I’m off to therapy and then out for DRINKS and Corinna doesn’t drink [OFTEN] she smokes POT so THIS should be interesting.
