[b]Dear Menstrual Cycle,[/b]
I hate you and I really don’t care if I’m supposed to LOVE YOU because you make me a woman and I can have babies and all that shit.
I know we’ve never gotten along well but I think you are starting to take some liberties. Is it fun for you to just GET WORSE as I get older? What is with the cramps now starting a full two days before you even arrive? Thanks for the warning but I liked the FUCK I HAVE CRAMPS go to pee, cunt is bleeding, stuff it, take drugs, whine, moan, roll around till the cramps subside and then change my tampon better than OHHHHH I have cramps that means my period is in TWO DAYS!
I’m already crazy, the pill makes me crazier and all you do is laugh I KNOW IT. You make me so angry I feel like I am going to explode and then you make me so emotional because someone I don’t even know just saved on their car insurance and I don’t even own a car.
I have prescription strength pills to fight your stupid cramps with and it really pisses me off when you won’t even let them work.
You don’t even care and then menopause. Lovely!
With NO sincerity,
Corinna’s Cunt
