You’ll notice I’m wearing one of Raymi’s invisible t-shirts. Thanks Raymi.
When I went to the post office to pick up my packages I thought I had it all figured out. I thought it would be either two shirts or one shirt and one book. I was right about one of them a shirt I ordered arrived I haven’t worn it yet and it is not greeeeeen so you can’t see it.
The other package was from MAJA AND GEEEEEEZER! What a FANTASTIC surprise! Maja had mentioned a while back that she was going to send me some vitamins and I believed her and all I just never [i]expected[/i] them to arrive, I mean they are in Australia [the other side of the world the land of the egg laying mammals] and shit and I can’t even get ANONYMOUS to replace all my shit she still has or destroyed and she lives what ummmmmm blocks away from me?
If you are wondering WHY the need for such a provocative shot then click here it’ll clear it all up for you, taking a regular photo would just not do. I know Maja had wanted to see Adam in some sexy shots and was a little disappointed last time that only I posed in the tea towel but she would have needed to have sent a much bigger ‘Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch’.
Wee letter states:
A couple ‘o Australian items those white sulphur crested cockatoos are soooo annoying, but an aussie icon. And who couldn’t use a genuine kangaroo scrotum lucky pouch? I ASK YOU!
…… goes on to talk about the vitamins.
I guess Adam was looking at the packaging for the ‘The Golden Pouch’ and didn’t realize it was real and could not figure out why it had no seams. I laughed at him. HAHAHAHAHAAH
In 1770 when Captain James Cook first landed on Australia’s eastern coast, it was observed that the aboriginal tribesman would wear this unusual piece of leather around their necks to carry precious stones or sacred artifacts…it was found to be the Kangaroo Scrotum Bag.
Later on, white men settled the east coast and many flocked to the alluvial gold fields of Victoria and New South Wales in search of the precious metal. As miners accumulated their hard won riches from the creek beds, it became customary to store their gold in the seamless sturdy leather Kangaroo Scrotum Bag, which became known as “The Golden Pouch”.
Today it is considered in many parts of Australia to be a good luck charm to store valuables, coins, precious stones, jewellery, etc.
We present “The Golden Pouch” a unique yet useful piece of Australian folklore…which we believe will bring you good luck as it did for many early settlers of Australia in the past.
The bird has a press here button which we press every five minutes to piss off Gus and we have plans in the works to record these annoying bird sounds to entice Mrs. E. to come in we are going to leave really LOUDLY and then sneak back in and start up the bird as if it is like missing us and shit and then BAM cunt will come in and we’ll call the cops or something like that. This bird is rad we were reading the little pamphlet that came with it and the ‘call’ was recorded from a MALE probably NOT fit with a kangaroo scrotum pouch in 1974 near Canberra, Australia.
Maja and Geezer are in London right now hanging with The Bateman and The Stephanie and I was boiling over with envy and jealously more so because their sock monkeys Vern Stanley and Lester P. Mason are going to meet or so I tell myself but this Kangaroo Scrotum is the best.
THANK YOU guys SO MUCH! You can pretty much GUARANTEEEE you’ll be getting some good old Canadian Moose shit in the mail.
