[b]Gus never lets me dress her up.[/b] She will only wear her grey fur suit with brown highlights. I wish she would wear this Vader suit, maybe a spirit cat suit with jazz paws or dress up like a dog and scare all the dogs across the street that have dog parties with their owners for hours and make me want to yell out MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN YOUR DOG.
I like dogs I grew up with dogs my parents HAVE a dog. Some of the dogs in the West End are bigger than most apartments/condos. I don’t understand exactly how it works.
One of the dogs is named Angus and I LOVE HIM. When these strangers that live across the street from me got him I would shriek so loud when they were out letting him piss and shit that they’d hear me and look up at me normally topless. Oops.
When I finally met Angus I asked Adam, WHY did Angus’s daddy have SUCH a huge smile on his face while I was FINALLY meeting Angus in the fur? And I think he said something about it maybe having something to do with my lack of shirts. I haven’t seen any signs on any apartment windows demanding I put a top on and as far as I know you can go topless here even outside but nobody does. I think it was a big deal for about 5 minutes. Angus has a girlfriend and they GO AT IT on the street they are both really cute tiny white dogs. I thought maltese but apparently Angus is some kind of terrier.
