[b]Yesterday I ate a croissant[/b] with cheese in it in the morning or close to noon whatever. Then I ate the rest of my six inch sub from the footlong the day before which sparked my telling Adam about how RJ and I were driving around one day when I was barely sixteen and I almost drove off the road ‘cause I wasn’t very sexually experienced at the time and yelled out a NICE AND LOUD, THAT IS SIX INCHES??????? I was supposed to be driving not thinking about dick in relation to sandwiches. And no, my math skills have never gotten any better but I can tell the difference between big and small and if you can tell that difference you can make it in life without math pretty easy.
After the sub I also ate a BA-con mushroom melt from Wendy’s which I thought was GONE already. The Wendy’s BA-con mushroom melt has got to be one of the best things on earth for serious. This is obviously why I can only have it twice a year. But holy FUCK do I make up for it, months ago when my MOM emailed me to tell me they were BAAAAAACK she works there see, we went and had at least two a day for I don’t know….a while on and off. Then we forgot about them and I assumed they were gone. NOPE I ate one yesterday but I found myself still hungry so I also ate a Jr. BA-con cheeseburger. Yummy yummy I was SO FULL.
1:40am I wake up much like back when THIS SHIT was happening and BAM emptied my entire stomach and I mean emptied I FILLLLLLLLED the toilet THREE FUCKING TIMES.
I gotta love myself though I fucking walk into the bathroom and tie my hair back get all ready turn on the water so I can get right up and splash my face, kneel down. I can’t believe I even get ready to barf.
Last time this happened I gave up KD for about two weeks. That was as long as I could go. Health food is for healthy people.
But this is stupid if this happens from now until the wedding holy crap my dress will fall off well ahead of schedule.
