Today is DAY ONE
No TITS.
And if you think I got a sex change do click the tits link(s).
So far so shitty.
Today I dropped two liters of milk on the floor, the container is all fucked up but I only lost a little milk maybe about as much as six kittens suck from mommy nipples every day.
Some one has babies on the brain. I heard you aren’t allowed to take condoms to Mexico so if I get pregnant there I blame the Mexicans.
THEN I flipppppppped out at my HOST company because I THOUGHT there was a conspiracy a foot because my site went DOWN right when I got a call from them that I couldn’t return because they are in Smithers and I have no minutes left on my phone they all go to wedding shit. So I called and I’m all WHAT YOU TAKE MY SITE DOWN TO MAKE ME CALL BACK? [Ok calm down corinna you ARE going to be alright will people in your tornado that is the question, will I have any friends left when this is over?]
Because I’m now on CALL for work I check my messages instantly after receiving them, but still have issues answering my phone although I have to say I am getting WAY better.
I think I was talking out my ass about giving up swearing lets leave it at NOT around the baby first cause like HOLY FUCK I feel like I’m losing it. GIVE ME SOME DRUGS! I NEED YOU SWEARING.
