[b]Turns out Mrs. E totally loves me again.[/b] WHO KNEW that all I had to do was tell her I was getting married?
I gave her the rent check with a cute little friendly ‘don’t murder me in my sleep’ note on it but please change the name on the buzzer to Carlson Liscumb ‘cause we be getting hitched this month. I am going to go with Carlson but mail will still come to Liscumb and changing it all over will take me forever I know it.
Don’t know why Carlson isn’t on there already seeing we’ve lived in here together for years. OH wait I remember Adam was living an incognito life on various stealth missions and therefore his name could not appear until now. Silly me.
I’m not sure how long this ‘new love’ will last but I still hate her stupid dumb cunt.
Last night we dug out the shit that came with our ‘getting married’ package from our Justice of the Peace lady and started to look at the vow choices.
Ummm well I didn’t need to do my sit ups yesterday the laughing had that covered. Getting all crier pants at other peoples weddings over traditional vows for me is a given vows are beautiful I love weddings but we seem to get the giggles if WE try to take the traditional vows seriously in relation to us for even a minute. I’ve only been to two weddings, holy I should do posts on BOTH those. I know one was traditional vows for sure can’t remember on the other.
We had decided or I guess I decided I DID NOT WANT TO WRITE MY OWN…but this doesn’t mean we aren’t going to write our own. HA
I’m not going to stand up there with some barely memorized I love yous and blah blah blahs when I’m already going to be crying and nervous and BRIDE LIKE!
None of the ring vows work for us either.
Looks like we WILL be writing our own and saying the same shit to each other just still repeated back to us both so I don’t forget what I’m supposed to saying.
For example instead of:
in sickness and in health
I LIKE:
in flower beds and grave beds
We were thinking we may also rip off SNL and just go as Nunni and Nunni. Although AS IF we’d NOT be original that was just a stupid bad joke.
