This is going to be a fantastic post about doing laundry.
Thanks to Mr. Smynde and Mrs. Laughs we have a coffee pot as of Saturday. The one we had ordered was over and out on special order = never going to come in so we loaded it on the gift card and bought a new one I couldn’t remember what the original one we had registered for looked like and the no coffee thing just wasn’t working for us at all.
I couldn’t leave the house last week because the toilet WAS my best friend. Thankfully that completely one sided and ungrateful for ‘ALL the company’ friendship is over. The toilet and I are now mere acquaintances again. I was nervous on Friday going to therapy taking part in the first test outing. It was also the first day I even HAD a coffee because I was a good little patient and didn’t drink coffee probably only because I could not go as far as Star Bucks but the being a good patient makes me sound better. Although it is a lie a blatant lie one day I was ready to risk going to The Bay to deal with the delayed machine but I decided it was not worth the risk and for good reason- coffee could in fact wait but had it have beeeeeeen here already like before we left I’d probably still be on the toilet and lying to the dr. saying I’M NOT DRINKING COFFEE YOUR pills are crap. I had no idea I was this close to needing a coffee intervention.
The only thing I can’t figure out how to do is once the two hour auto turn off shit kicks in HOW do I stop it? How do I keep it still heating? Adam likes his coffee strong and almost burnt and he drinks it black SO I used to just drink my however many cups and leave it on to over heat for him and shit. I COULD look it up in the manual it is sitting ON the coffee table but for some reason I won’t look, I’m obviously going to make Adam do it or see if HE already knows. He may, he set the thing up and knows how to set the clock even. Ok fine I looked it up I don’t get it seriously now I just feel ‘not intelligent’.
Don’t you really fucking hate it when you do something really awesome for your pet and they totally don’t care? In case you forgot we made Gus THIS Fashion Studio Apartment so she could have her own space and get away and shit. Bunny Bear invaded it on her, bunny bear is an Evil Doer. See HERE. So we thought HEY lets give her a LOFT with the coffee pot box!!!!!! She now hates her once Fashion Studio Apartment complete with cat nip surfacing and padded underlay because WE thinking she’d LOVE IT changed it into this Loft Style Add on ‘Oster’ Accessorized Apartment . She went in it twice she has not returned it does not seem to matter how many times I say GO TO YOUR LOFT she WON’T go. I am going to have to dismantle it. Vive La Fashion Studio Apartment invaded by bunny bear.
Check out this kick ass photo of our BRAND NEW baby approved hand made blanket from Rilah. It was part of our wedding gift. It is gorgeous shades of Pink and Brown with Cream or maybe a White border….which ever we love it! Rumor has it Rilah can stitch and breast feed at the same time I think this makes her some kind of super woman.
We did EIGHT loads of laundry at the laundry mat yesterday in the rain down the street because we don’t do laundry in the building anymore it costs a million dollars in here there is only one machine because Mrs. E. is COMPLETELY sure it keeps the ‘bad’ people OUT [I REALLY wanted to write evil doers there again] to have only one machine that doesn’t even clean clothes it just wets them and spins them out which is ‘doing laundry’ but they aren’t clean hardly ever. So enter laundry mat hot sox normally we only take a ‘few’ loads but yesterday we had to make two trips. The mat was packed and someone was fluffing two feather pillows in two driers. It was amazingly annoying probably close to as annoying as a couple coming in with eight loads.
Congratulations to Aughra and family on the birth of a healthy baby boy!
