[b]I woke up one morning and a girlfriend[/b] had her MSN name set to �OFF TO BELLINGHAM�. Took a while to dawn on me that was America because I knew I needed stuff and knew there was a reason the word BELLINGHAM was screaming at me. But then I remembered and tripped and fell searching for my phone and I banged my shin and I called with a rushed �WHERE ARE YOU�!!!!! She was still here. �cool man can you grab me the biggest bottle of Excedrin Migraine you can find and ummm do they have Target there I NEED Ellen DVD-licious! I can not live without it, please�.
I got a 230 bottle of Excedrin Migraine; sweet bring on the ulcer yet such fantastic headache relief. A person sending me over the Excedrin is great thank you so much but I really don�t like the whole customs opening it thing. These are good through 2009 and I remember I bought a bottle only slightly bigger than this in Las Vegas years ago and it lasted me forever. That is a blatant lie if it lasted me forever I�d still have it and would not have to beg everyone I know to bring me back bottles from America like it is crack or some shit with the way I fear the bottle even getting empty.
I�m not going to lie to you. I had extremely high expectations for the Ellen DVD-licious! I also feel my expectations were well within limits it was being sold exclusively to one store instantly adding to its appeal and demand. I don�t like saying bad things about Ellen you may remember I had a very hard time with the �Little Snow� incident.
The DVDs are not BAD they are just lame. Still entertaining just a waste of a second DVD everything would have easily have fit on one. There is NO dancing. There is NO Tony. Are you kidding me? Do you have ANY idea how much I MISS Tony I could not wait for the Tony highlights. NONE. NO audience dancing either ONLY some of the funniest shit on earth. Some of my favorite moments include Snoop Dog doing gang symbols any time Allison Janney or Lauren Graham are on and I�ve never watched either of their shows, when she went golfing with Ray Romano and Brad Garrett the fact she hardly ever edits out the bloopers, pretty much every time she has a comedian on and OF COURSE BIG GIN! When Justin Timberlake came out of that Ginger Bread Man I still haven�t officially gotten over how awesome that was and have wanted to dance as a glass of milk since. Snoop Dog did not make DVD-licious but that is ok because neither did Little Snow who SHOULD HAVE BEEN SNOOP DOG!!!
The DVDs are funny as claimed on the cover �funniest moments from the first three years� BUT it is ONLY 104 mins. Her stand up DVD �Here and Now� is 60 minutes. That is one stand up act this is THREE seasons it should have been a minimum of two hours. It left me feeling so empty I�m almost tempted to put it back in to make sure I didn�t miss anything but I am sure I did not. I can�t figure out why it is on two DVDs it makes me wonder if I got a bunk copy. And of course the kid she put on there from Canada is a total brat. Thank you. Why I take that personally I don�t know.
I don�t want my money back I�d still watch it again it is just stupid I only get to dance for the whole 30 seconds the JT part is on and Tony was just so awesome on there I can�t believe there is no highlight of banter between them basically I should have been sought out to make it LICIOUS it is Ellen and it is a DVD but there is NO LICIOUS.
