In 2003 I went home for Christmas and my Mom bought me a calendar for 2004, Adam and I were already living together so he had no say in it and I can�t remember what it was of. At the end of 2004 we went to pick a calendar for 2005. I gathered up a handful and threw in some joke ones. There was this one with Nuns doing really super awesome fun things and some bad things like SMOKING. I had that one in the pile I had this feeling getting to know Adam as I was that if I left that one in there he may just insist that we get it. I also secretly fancied it myself. He picked it and I gave in or whatever because I had after all put it in the final choices pile. Last year the lovely Aughra got me �The Simpson�s Fun Calendar� off of my wish list for Christmas so technically that meant last year was my pick. When my Mom was down we had Christmas in November and one of our stocking stuffer gifts is our calendar for 2007. I gathered up many as before and we narrowed it down and then I saw it. �Men with Buns� and thought HEY BUNSSSSSSSSS, but it was BUNNIES and Men and I LAUGHED and put it in the pile honestly assuming it was a joke and had NO INTENTION OF GETTING it. I THOUGHT Adam would laugh his fucking ass off at it and we�d move on. I don�t have any problem with Men or Buns or Bunnies or Men owning bunnies but I was having a lot of issues getting past the cover. I love Gus but I don�t LOVE Gus I don�t take topless shots of me with Gus for one thing. Adam already gets mad if I sexualize the cat or if other people do. I tell him to relax she is fixed not dead and at least two other cats have mentioned crushes on her. One named Dude and one named Moose.

There isn�t really a lot of suspense to keep here basically Adam fell in love with the calendar and I think he might like bunnies he made us get it. I thought I was the one obsessed with bunnies. I insisted next year is my pick and there is no way we will forget because I will be cursing these damn [sometimes topless] men and bunny shots all year. And Marc and John are off in Bali and not even here to debate me on whether the guys are hot or not, so unfair. I�m sure Adam will do his best. The bunnies are all cute at least. The two saving graces to Adam�s pick is that all the proceeds go to Vancouver Rabbit Rescue and Advocacy and I am totally down with that AND here are just a handful of the things I�m learning about bunnies, the calendar also acts as a learning tool.

1. Many bunnies will tolerate being handled but the vast majority prefer to keep their feet on the ground.
2. Having more than one bunny only adds to the pleasure.
3. One of the joys of bunny companionship is seeing them dance.
4. Some of the most interesting bunnies are naughty. Saucy bunnies will snatch things they are forbidden to have and run about the house with them; and
5. Many bunnies love to dig and chew.

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