1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
No one.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Every single time.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
It depends on so many things but I don’t listen very well in general.
4. Do you take compliments well?
No.
5. Are you an active person?
Sort of.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
Yes.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I rode English and Western growing up. He died.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yes and I fucking hated it.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Hide and Seek.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
No.
11. Are you judgemental?
Yes I’m probably judging you right now.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yes.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Pursued.
14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Tenacious, Capable, Negative
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Fuck No.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
Gus, as Adam dives for Gus and then we both die banging heads knocking ourselves out and too much smoke inhalation and Gus jumps out the window survives and is then left an orphan.
19. How often do you read books?
I’ve read over four this month. A lot.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I have a therapist.
21. What is your favorite children’s book?
Winnie the Pooh. Although, I have always felt Eeyore is a bad influence on children.
22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends?
Yes but she was pregnant already.
23. How tall are you?
5’5 and THREE quarters. But I normally lie and say 5’6.
24. Where is your ideal house located?
I’d like a house.
25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
Panties if you please.
26. Last person you talked to?
Adam.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
1993 somewhere in Florida.
29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
To get into and open things.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I have been in all of the rooms that my apartment has and I have walked around in them.
31. Where is your current pain at?
My head.
32. Do you like mustard?
Yes but only basic mustard.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
It changes but mostly both.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Twenty minutes.
36. Can you do a split?
I am a Ninja.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Borat.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
This question is creepy. Puts the lotion in the basket.
39. What did you do for New Year’s?
NOTHING.
40. Do you think “The Grudge” was scary?
I have not seen it. ps. I don’t care either.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Self destruction.
42. How much money do you have on you right now?
Zero dollars and zero cents.
43. What are you drinking?
Coffee.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No she was a Hurdler and a Curler I think she lettered.
45. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
E.
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
No one, I live in Canada and Canadian Idol is stupid.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Eight +.
48. Do you like Carebears?
I used to really love the Carebears, I had Carebears and I enjoyed playing with them and watching their movies, once my dad left one of my Carebears sitting on top of the lamp and it got a burnt leg. It never got better.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
No.
51. Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
It varies.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Yes, a prominent Doctor’s son shot and killed one of the endangered Kermode Bears (Spirit Bear) and it was a huge scandal.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
However many I want.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Yes, I no longer wear the barbell but I can still put my finger in the hole where it used to be.
56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper?
No.
57. What’s you favorite NFL team?
A team with some kind of cat on its uniform.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Seriously funny.
59. Ever been to Vegas?
Yes.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Yes a mini chocolate chip one.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
SHEIZER NIENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Both.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Are you stupid?
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Me.
65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
ummmm YES.
66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Both.
67. What’s your favorite preparation for eggs?
Sunny Side UP.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
A UN Ambassador.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
No.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
I don’t like days.
71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
My husband.
72. Who do you hate?
A few people. [“I hate and I love, who can tell me why?” Catullus]
73. Would you ever date your first love again?
No.
74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
I’m married so I guess that means yes.
75. Current mood?
Pissy.
Borrowed from Binsk.
