As anyone who watches Ellen should know Oprah is going to be on Ellen. I don’t particularly like Oprah and I never ever ever thought Oprah would be on Ellen. I don’t even get it. I don’t know what they will even talk about. I keep running it over and over in my head trying to picture it.
Ellen announcing her: “Now please welcome my next guest - you may remember her from the 11 time academy award nominated The Color Purple which won none of the Oscars, Oprah Winfrey. Also seen in Beloved.”
Oprah enters pulling of Krumping moves that would make Tyra Banks proud to the tune of I’m Coming Out Diana Ross. The camera pans in on Gayle in the audience as Oprah takes her seat and blows her a little kiss. Oops I mean blows the audience a kiss.
Ellen: “I did think The Color Purple was a great movie by the way but because I am hosting the Oscars that is all I can say on that.”
Oprah: “I thought I was here to talk about Va-Jayjays?”
Ellen: “And all this time I envisioned you’d call it your Rainbow Snapper.”
Oprah: “AH haha NO. It’s Va-Jayjay.” Giggles and glances uncomfortably at Gayle. “Stedman prefers that to Vagina, or ‘Snapper’ was it you said Ellen?”
Ellen: “Snapper is a Gus Greeper thing. I just have a regular old vagina. Well not old but normal, a vagina. Ok. Lets move on.”
“After the Break we’ll be back to argue, I mean talk about not being pissed off at who has the coolest guests booked if they win at the Oscars for our live Oscar specials.”
