In the third person, abc wanted to give chokey a reel good birthday post
sometimes its hard to give gifts when nothing will do except the exact perfect one that this person has to have. some people i think are like me and take these things way too yahoo seriously and super personal. for those of us who dont like decision making the gift can even not get gave, but those events usually coincide with the climax of a focussed stress and whos in a giving mood when youre fighting with yourself. thinking about all this made me start to pick at the constitution of my hyper Santaness.
my first move is always to give a person what i think they want. after all, giving is supposed to be a selfless act, right? so what then if i take a glee derivative from the act? that surely must mean that the act is selfish. i too often feel like i am trying to show the recipient how clever i am for knowing and perceiving them soo well that they didnt even know that they wanted the gift but instantaneously they realize its what they wanted all along and the gift makes everything perfect. this dog and pony show is largely due to the fact that those recovering self-loathers like mee is are not easily convinced of their own worth, and must employ every resource within their facility to prove this out beyond any reasonable doubts. this is a hard one to beat.
now, with persistence, many of us the like mees make it through past that first barracade, no more paralysis, no siree. to get there we have to persuade ourselves that we are worth a hundred bucks, and whammy we are confronted with what we want and what we think were supposed to. this is a new feature weve never seen before and honestly its confusing as heck when you get to it on account of the lesson we were sposed to learn was that we ARE valuable and all special and of course worth that hundred bucks at least and therefore should feel not guilty about meeting the needs of the self in place of the otherses. at first you dont believe it but thats why its first you do it anyways and it feels uncomfortable to beat the band but you do it cause you must and there its done and that cant be changed any longer. so heres where i think the gift giver who is meelike exports what we wants to step away from the old pattern of the pleasing of the others. tho this is progress, again, this product is misguided usually. the new territory is bewildering. we didnt have the discourse of this before to act into, and now we are learning the mannerisms of value. this is always a weird way to learn and completely backwards but it is surmountable.
now as you might imagine, the final stage ive been leading up to with all this beeyess holds the key to the universe and you will never ever burn another piece of toast as long as you live and so forth. so what do you give when you cant give what you think they want and you cant give what you want them to have you have to give them the thing that you never thought of and are holey moley spontaneously realizing its the thing what youve always wanted to give all along. im pretty sure that once you make it around the block safely you can see that all you are really capable of giving is yourself and that its enough to be a good gift the one they really and also realy wanted and in fact is all that they will need. once you buy into that i guarantee you can go into any bank and flop yourself up on the counter and whoevers at that tellers gonna count you out a full hundred and youll take it cause its yours.
happy 30fth birthday chokeroo. i love you like mrs butterworbs. im your man.
June 14th, 2007 at 6:06 am
now im thinking i should have just done a series with a pug in a halloween costume.
but im sure that everybuddy knows that this is their chance to wish you a hairy happy 3hirtieth BIRTHDAY. im soo jealous. i guess ill just have to be content with going gray before you.
youre the bizness and i love you mucho.
snappy birthday choke-choke
June 14th, 2007 at 7:26 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
June 14th, 2007 at 8:08 am
Actually i cannot stop thinking about how this is the sweetest thing….
…Another Beer Cheers IV, proving that you are the nicest bloke ever….AWESOME!
June 14th, 2007 at 10:56 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!
May you have many, many more and may they get betterer and betterer, just as you are!
Welcome to the Flirty Thirties!
Such a sweet post.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Aw!
Happy birthday Corinna! The big thirty is scary and hairy and all that but we all know that life just gets better as you get older, and so do you!
xoxox
June 14th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
You’re one of the coolest thirty-year-old girls I know of. Your coolness will amplify and grow over time. When we finally meet up, i shall buy you (and ABC) a cool Canadian beverage…with a small umbrella in it. cool.
Happy Birthday!!!
Chris
June 14th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
goddamned pixellation of the penis. i wanted some cock.
happy birthday, baby doll. you make thirty the new twenty with your sheer badassness.
and kudos to ABC on the radical birthday post. it made me feel like i was on drugs again.
June 14th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
YES YES. happy birthday. you’re making me look forward to thirty, since it ain’t no thang - except for the “not acting like a drunk slut and making out with random women while looking for cheap designer clothes” behaviour that all of us chicks are guilty of in our twenties…
shit…that sounded so bad, i wanna be thirty, NOW.
love you.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Happy birthday, gorgeous! Welcome to the club.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Happy Birthday!! Kisses and Hugs and a smack on the ass!
Actually…come back and let me do that again…
Hope it’s awesome!
June 14th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
your husband is a complete FARCE (in a good way) for posting that for you, he DEF LURVES YOUR GUTS! so jealous (in a good way), Mr. Ryan is exceptionally sexy in the raw, but monsieur Carlson should NOT have blurred the goodies. lol….really nice pic btw, and love the post. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIKITA BANANA!!! xoxo
June 14th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
I remembered your birthday because it is on the same day as my fiance’s. So I thought about it and came here….hope you are having a fantastic day!!
June 14th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Happy Birthday!!!! The sun actually came out for you today. I hope you have a good one =)
June 15th, 2007 at 5:22 am
Happy Birthday little lady, I’m sure you celebrated it in grand style.
June 15th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
happy birthday! you are the most fabulous 30 year old that I know!
June 15th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Carrying on my birthday tradition
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
June 15th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Happy 31st
Happy 32nd
Happy 33rd
Happy 34th
Happy 35th
Not meaning to scare you, but just so I can get a few years in early cause you know they will be late again.
June 15th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
from one self-loathing individual to another, i really enjoyed that ABC.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WEE SWEET CORINNA!!
my gift won’t be as cool as this tribute or your new header, which is all argile-y and sweet at the same time. but i’m OK with that. i guess.
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:17 pm
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