Hop on the bus, Gus, you don’t need to discuss much
This morning I woke up with my furry little critter’s face on my face and she was fast asleep. It was so cute I almost died. You may think that this would deter me from writing about her behind her back but it doesn’t, she really friggin (and I say friggin because she is a kitty and I shouldn’t swear at her) hurt my feelings the other day. I have always given her credit for how bright she is but this encourages me to consider her intelligence in an entirely new way–a devious way–a way I should have known that she as a kitty was capable of being.
Back when I was single and lived solo, when I would go away for long weekends or vacation she would perform a ritual upon my return which I had grown to expect and appreciate. The way she would ignore me upon my return and then after approximately four hours forget almost completely that I was away, and then proceed to cuddle assault me with pawsing, licks and drool made me feel loved and needed; this has all now changed.
On Tuesday we returned from Prince George. The four hour mark had long passed and even with the departure from the apartment to play a round of golf she was not only still ignoring me, but she was intentionally walking back and forth across me and giving a mini growl or slink away if I tried to pet her. Once or twice she sat on my lap but would not allow me to touch her. To make matters worse she was giving oodles of attention to Adam and he was eating it up !! I even said to him, do you not realize she is only being nice to you to piss me off? He didn’t seem to care. She took it so far as to give him kisses !! She hardly ever gives him kisses ! I was hurt. I was shocked and appalled. And then of course she decided that she wasn’t mad at me anymore as soon as I went to bed, as soon as I wanted to go to sleep I was cuddle assaulted to the max. I can’t friggin believe she used Adam against me !! Granted, I would rather have her use Adam than piss all over me. Remember, Gus, when I tried to get you a little friend and you pissed all over me ? REMEMBER ???
May 27th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
sounds like she’s caught on to the fact that you expect her to forgive you after approximately 4 hours..
my dog snubs me when i don’t take her bye bye.. i have to buy her treats to get her to forgive me. she’s also officially stole my kitten away from me. Maynard loves her more than me.
May 27th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
you are right i can not believe i haven’t ever looked at it from HER side !