I’ll just come right out and say it: we, have been watching the reality show Age of Love, hosted by Mark Consuelos. If you haven’t heard of it, this other dude also named Mark but with the last name Philippoussis, he apparently plays tennis I’ve never seen him or if I have I never noticed he wasn’t at Wimbledon, he gets to try his hand at tying down one of seven cougars and six kittens. Or rather seven forty something women and six twenty something women, he is thirty. Personally I think they should have had the guy be thirty-five but that is just me and I do not run NBC.

This show is a titillating array of sexy slutty boobs up to their chins prancing princesses up against sexy slutty boobs even with their elbows prowling women out for one man. The only thing new here is this supposed test of whether age matters. I’d say the show is still run by the hardness of his dick divided by each meeting with each girl times how many times the old ladies jam their tongues in his mouth minus the timid barely open mouth kisses from the kittens. It is really hard to tell which team is winning he apparently has ‘feelings’ for all the girls left.

We are hooked we have watched every show. It is getting intense the twenty somethings have been forced to move in with the forty somethings and this one girl Mary will NOT STOP CRYING. I call her Crier Pants Deux. In episode two he said he was not going to ‘make out’ with all the women. He has now made out with ALL the women by episode four. The forty somethings all have really hot bodies not unlike those of the twenty somethings you can really only see their age in their faces and the height of their boobs.

All the women claim to feel a connection to Mark there are six left, three of each, it is just a matter now of how strong of a connection he feels to how many girls, all the women say the word connection a lot. Mark says it too it is important that he has a connection with the girl he chooses. He is confused and next week it looks like it is really going to heat up there may even be some LOVE connections.

I like Amanda for the kittens, she is twenty-five and fluent in Spanish and I like Jayanna for the cougars she is only thirty-nine [not sure how she made it on??] and is looking for a man who will sweep her off her feet. Good luck ladies.

I hope the relationship with whichever woman he chooses at least makes it to the interview they’ll get on Regis and Kelly.

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