Orgasms while running?

Now this is a strange one. Twice since I started running again just over a month ago I have out of no where suddenly felt incredibly turned on. The first time it wasn’t so bad it was a mild annoyance and I was chuckling at the fact that it felt like I could have an orgasm any second. This had never happened to me and aside from being out with an injury for WAY TOO LONG, I have been running since the second grade.

almost ready to go.. Today it happened again but it was worse and there were people all around me and I was dying to slam my hand between my legs and diddle at one point I did have to pull my shorts up into my ‘area’ as some sort of deterrent because it was becoming rather powerful I almost had to slap my hand away a few times as it tried to creep down there, it was really that ‘bad’. This normally rather enjoyable feeling was this time actually painful and seriously what the bloody hell is this I’m not thinking about doing it while I am running and ALL the blood can’t be rushing there or I’d pass out, it comes out of no where and then the feeling just disappears as mysteriously as it appeared.

Then I get home and John and I start talking about ‘Runners High’ we both agree to being happier when running [his post is much deeper than that though], I OF COURSE did not mention what had happened on my run, a wee bit inappropriate for MSN and in general but I was having a laugh on my end, had I been talking to Rebecca on the other hand I’d have been all HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU DURING ANY SPORT???? I am seriously baffled by this and I want it to stop I do not want to be in the middle of a ten k training run and instead of stopping to run hills or do timed sprints I have to drop down and masturbate, or worse yet have it happen in a race. This is NOT runners high. Runners high to me is what got me through my half marathon, I had NO IDEA how much pain I was really in until I crossed the finish line and I also believe it to be the ‘feeling’ like you can run forever that comes over you or comes over me, it was during one of those runs that I injured myself on in the first place. Being on a runners high is no different than any other high it must be handled responsibly or you can and will get hurt, your body makes you believe you can do things you simply can’t, stupid excessive endorphins.

27 Responses to “Orgasms while running?”

  1. Paul Says:

    Maybe your shorts are too tight, you should wear baggier shorts. No wait, women runners in tight shorts make ME orgasm. Nevermind.

  2. Jenn Says:

    Well that is certainly quite the surprise. I wonder what they reaction would be if you were to stop somewhere and just finish yourself off. If a man did it, it would be considered really creepy and gross. I wonder if people would think the same for a woman, or maybe they wouldn’t even notice. Hmmm…..

  3. gusgreeper Says:

    one time, i was walking home from work and i walked up on a guy facing my direction, beside a car against the wall staring me down as i got closer, he was moving and i couldn’t figure out what he was doing until i got closer and realized he was masturbating i felt violated for weeks. i still think about it when i walk by there and he was just givin’er my walking by i’d assume was just a bonus.

  4. binsk Says:

    Hmmm…I take them where I can get them these days. ;)

  5. Jacki Says:

    After reading this post I have quite the urge to take up running…….. :)

  6. C.J, C.J Rock 'N' Roll Says:

    I get the same thing from smoking.

    Actually i don’t.

    lucky…..

  7. Kunstemaecker Says:

    I wish every woman had what you have with every imaginable sport. Oh yes.

  8. Christopher Says:

    I have no idea what to say…

  9. Jen Says:

    Maybe I need to take up running again… Hmmm.

  10. thefunkybee Says:

    Sounds like from now on you better make sure Adam is around every time you decide to do some running. And if thats what happened to me when I ran I would be slapping on some running shoes right now and hitting the pavement. Maybe that’s why I hate running so much…I don’t have orgasms during the exercise!

  11. stephanie Says:

    I wish that was the case for me too, but like I told you, coffee has the same effect on me. Once the caffeine kicks in? I’m a raging nympho. LOL.

  12. Nocturnal Says:

    I once (yes once) ran a 10K and only remember being sore for a week after the fact. You definitely have much better experiences when it comes to running.

  13. Stacie Says:

    Damn! I think I might have to take up running! ;P just kidding, I have 3 girlfriends who run seriously…they do marathons and the whole works adn I’ve heard them talk about this a couple of times. From what I’ve heard it’s normal!
    Stacie

  14. gusgreeper Says:

    ahhhhh thank you! now i feel somewhat normal, just seems insane it would suddenly start happening now it MUST be an age thing as well. :)

  15. {illyria} Says:

    holy cow, i once had a mini-orgasm riding my bike! (maybe that’s why i have a healthy preoccupation with bicycles) thank god you posted this–i completely forgot about it. i’m gonna make a factsheet now and include that in the list. :)

  16. {illyria} Says:

    p.s. it’s so sweet of you to comment on my “i love you” post. i adore it when people read back.

  17. Chick Says:

    These comments so far are great & your description is inspiring me to get moving.

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  19. maja Says:

    That totally used to happen to me when I was doing strenuous exercise in aerobics classes. I’d read or heard about it somewhere before, apparently it is pretty common.

  20. Rhonda Says:

    Definately inspired to take up running!!!!!!! But I think I ‘ll do it in the lake. That way I don’t have to worry if I must.

  21. Jack Smynde Says:

    Man, I wish I had that problem.

  22. kathryn Says:

    keep up the good work!
    i hate running but I LOVE orgasms!~

  23. Lyvvie Says:

    I don’t get joggers orgasms - I feel cheated! BUT I do nearly fall off the bike during my spinning class…can’t do that in a room full of sweaty people all looking at the mirrors…they’d *know*

  24. Butchie Says:

    Woah! That happens to me when I have sex. Weird!

  25. capegirl Says:

    lol during yoga. all the time.

  26. G spot Orgasm Says:

    wow that is not a problem that is a gift.hehehe some women can’t have orgasm while you can have it every time you run.hehehe

  27. Me Too Says:

    This just happened to me tonight except I think that I actually O’d. It used to happen to me during puberty, but I haven’t really done much running since then. I’m glad to find out I’m not the only one and now I don’t feel completely crazy.

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