Breaking the Bra
It started innocently enough with Adam wearing shorts that I really enjoy but then he put on a shirt that I can’t stand with crabs on it and his Grandma gave it to him, it is a total Grandma shirt. I tried to get him to change to another shirt that matched the shorts because I happen to think he looks pretty fly in the ensemble it reminds me of our honeymoon and I really hate the crab shirt. He wouldn’t take it off stating it was awesome and he had worn it ALL THE TIME and I had never said anything. YOU ONLY WORE IT INSIDE. He said he couldn’t believe I was trying to change him and all that crap and I was forced to recall a story from back in the day when I lived with James and I had this green shirt that he hated and I knew he hated it and I wore it anyway and one day it disappeared and I forgot about it only to find it months later under the bed AND Adam dresses me all the time. He changes the shirt, I think all is grand until I walk back into the room to find he has now put on pants. WHAT. The whole point of changing the Grandma shirt was to enhance the look of the shorts I totally freaked out but whatever case I stated held no weight and at least the crab shirt was gone. Once we get outside and realize how ridiculously hot out it is Adam decides that he will wear no shirt for the walk over the bridge [about a 40 minute walk] and states that had I not complained about the crab shirt because it was bigger than the one he was wearing that therefore allowed for better ventilation he’d have kept his shirt on. I am not into men walking around without shirts on I’m just not but I married this man and I love everything about him so on our mission we went and walking was bloody hot, real hot, damn hot, and I WANTED TO GO TOPLESS. I love attention but when it is a million and sixty eight thousand degrees outside and in two blocks I am already sweating buckets I was thinking more that I didn’t want to show up at Steph’s place soaked so I decided I would start with rolling up my tank top but by the time we got to the Cambie bridge - SCREW IT. Off with the tank top. SUCKS I’m wearing an ugly bra.
We put our shirts on before arriving because I don’t know why but we did. Steph opened her door and I was instantly showing her photos from the walk, there are more on my flickr. We had arrived to play Scattergories and our friend Dvo was coming too but he was late.
Stephanie’s cat HANK is fucking crazy. He has attacked me about fifty times now although I love him Gus does not like me much when I return home. Adam and Hank had never met and I was excited anticipating Hank taking the piss out of Adam. I think I still ended up with more scratches though.
It got late we played fourteen rounds. We played into the wee hours. Dvo won Scattergories by a land slide.
July 13th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
you make the crab shirt sound dirty.
the statue at the planetarium is a crab and it is super. crabs are also very delicious. i am even fond of imitation crab. crabs are also cool because their claws are rarely symmetrical its like they manifest an acceptance of nonconformity and hypocrisy.
lest we forget that they scuttle.
July 13th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
God damnit did I ever suck at that game last night!! It was super fun though. We gotta do a game night thing weekly or something. I haven’t had that much fun with a group of people in a long freaking time. Adam and Corrina, you two are the wickedest couple I have met as of yet by far….you guys have such great energy together. That’s not a common thing nowadays.
Charades or Pictionary next!!
July 13th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
you’re got balls. i couldn’t even walk down denman with my shirt rolled up, nevermind in my bra. good on you. i am still tripping that i didn’t get your msn…and where you might be this morning.
July 13th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
You guys are hilarious but I gotta ask, where the hell was everyone? It looks like the streets are completely empty in the pictures.
Oh, and I’m gonna go ahead and agree with Adam on this one. I love crabs, I am from Maryland and “Maryland is for Crabs” - YES that is our states moto - nice huh? I think New Jersey is something like, “New Jersey is for Syphilis” or something but that I can totally see…
I wanna see this crab shirt. I bet I would totally buy one for myself!!
July 13th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
i realized after i wrote it that he totally wore it on our honeymoon so it will be in the flickr photos from when we went to see the turtles and are in the boat in the croc infested waters where we saw no cros!
July 13th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
that cat is amazing and you are a total heo for going in yer bra over the bridge
July 13th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
hero hero hero not heo ha
July 13th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
haha, you guys are crazy!
July 13th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
you guys are superbadass.
July 14th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Another Bent Cop’s shirt sounds dirty because there is no picture of it to confirm that it is a shirt with Crabs printed on it or weather the shirt is infact saturated with herpies.
July 14th, 2007 at 2:04 am
How cool is that? I’m sure that was one hell of a walk, Canadian style and fun to boot.
Well done.
Cheers
July 14th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Bugger! I can’t see the pics. Stupid work server. I will check out the hotness when I go home on Tuesday.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
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July 15th, 2007 at 10:05 am
i love that you guys were the crazy shirtless people traversing the bridge!
July 15th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
So how many cars had an accident watching you guys?
July 16th, 2007 at 4:34 am
I would never walk around shirtless. I’m deceptively plump.
Mind you, it keeps bloody raining in the U.K so I’d look insane if i was shirtless in the pouring rain.
July 16th, 2007 at 6:19 am
I wore that bra this weekend! Didn’t take my shirt off, but I would’ve LOVED to in the sticky, nasty, impenatrable NC heat. Ugg!
That cat is wicked. Love his spotty lil stripes.
July 16th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Hey there seemed to be, like, NO people around while you guys were walking about shirtless. Awesome.
That cat has the best fur I have ever seen. It’s like a tiger!!!! But an even cooler looking one!
July 18th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
OMG! I have that same bra.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:33 pm
great post…. (just found your blog - pretty damn good!)
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