a post on rubbish

Today I am getting my hair cut. I always leave it too long and I was looking at some photos from when Rhonda was here and it looks pretty bad in sections. I haven’t colored it in at least a year and a half so getting rid of the fake blonde ends is not easy, my hair is dirty blonde now it likely won’t look like this again until I am 80 something, if I’m lucky.

meandmickeyatthecottage

For some reason ever since I got married I can’t stop watching Desperate Housewives, which Adam bloody hates and already outed me on via Facebook status, not to mention I have no idea what I even see in the show because I am not a fan of the actresses, Teri Hatcher looked WAY better back when she played Lois Lane on Lois & Clarke: The New Adventures of Superman, and I am SURE my father would agree with me on that one, he and I used to watch it together. I don’t feel like a desperate housewife, I really do not want to analyze it too deeply, but it bothers me slightly. I do like Felicity Huffman, she is good, the rest are mostly plastic, Nicollette Sheridan does not look much different than she did when I was addicted to Knots Landing, which quite frankly is scary.

Adam and I have been watching Dancing with the Stars since the first season, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BEAUTIFUL CROTCHES EVERYWHERE, America, VOTE OFF MARIE OSMOND, if I have to see that woman’s crotch area one more time I will scream myself to death. Every time she ‘dances’ and she flashes the crotch Adam and I let out involuntary screams which likely have Mrs. E believing that there will be a baby coming soon, but no, it is shrieks of horror, it FEELS so wrong, it gives me the NO feeling ALL OVER MY BODY watching and being subjected to her area, but it is like a stereotypical train wreck of monumental proportions you can’t look away except to shield your eyes only to find you are peeking out from behind your fingers.

10 Responses to “a post on rubbish”

  1. aka_monty Says:

    HAHA! Plus it doesn’t help that Marie is somewhat..strange-ish. NOT in the good way, like me. ;)

    I have the same problem with my hair–I don’t color it, but it was such a pretty strawberry blond when I was little and now its dirty dishwater blonde. I’m hoping it’ll go silver instead of gray, but I’ve never been lucky. hehehe

  2. gusgreeper Says:

    that makes two of us, luck and i have NEVER been friends.
    i never watch the tuesday night dancing show EVER i just read who leaves but im watching tonight.

  3. Raul Says:

    I’m into Desperate Housewives :) too.

  4. artrakkioh bnem cazyewueilleu Says:

    i now understand why karl malone sounded retarded.

  5. LBB Says:

    See, I don’t watch Dancing w/the Stars. But now that I’ve found out you can see Marie Osmond’s crotch, I’m inclined not only to watch the show, but also to TiVo it and work the pause button

  6. Jennie Says:

    Desperate Housewives has evolved into this really weird thing that it wasn’t when it first came out. It’s entrancing, to say the least.

  7. thefunkybee Says:

    That picture of you as a wee little one is the cutest! Doesn’t it suck that when we were children we had the perfect hair color, highlights and all? What the hell happens when we get older? Why do we have to color our hair to make it look “natural”? OY!

    I can’t watch Desperate Housewives or Dancing With the Stars. I just can’t get into either of them, but don’t you worry…I watch plenty of other trash that would turn your stomach! We all have our guilty pleasures.

  8. mitz Says:

    you were/are the cutest thing since baby kittens. i got hooked on the house wives for awhile, i’m over now….therapy ala mitzzee

  9. maja Says:

    I’ve only seen a few snippets of Desperate Housewives. I guess I’ve avoided it because it looks addictive. I like the colours and the neatness of it all.. kinda makes me think 50’s. But I also think another attractive thing about it is the narrating. It kinda compells you.

  10. Jennifer Says:

    I somehow got addicted to Desperate Housewives too. My mom and I watch it together every Sunday even though we both agree that for the most part, it’s rubbish. I love Brothers & Sisters, and DH is on before it, so maybe that’s why we got hooked. I got into Dancing With The Stars for the first time this season too, because I love Jennie Garth. But I ended up thinking that Helio was fantastic and I was *so* excited that he won!
    PS- post photos of your new haircut!!

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