I need to get this out. Last night a girlfriend was over and she has a really loud laugh but so do I and I have lived in my building a long time in two different suites. For well over a year we have lived right next to my land lord with no complaints except one at like three in the morning which I don’t think even counts.

Last night there was a knock at the door, Adam answered it while I hid the drugs and guns. There stands our 4 foot tall, German, 80 something year old, scary as shit land lord Mrs. E., who up until hours before we were still on the good side of. And I know this cause earlier in the evening her and Adam had this conversation about how you aren’t supposed to throw your cat shit in the dumpsters even if it is in plastic bags. Apparently no animal feces is allowed to be thrown in there at all. Are you kidding me? Tell that to a dog owner, I dare you! I couldn’t hear what she was saying but I instantly thought she must of found out about our meth lab or something. But no, at 6:30pm she said our friend was laughing too loud that it was annoying her and could she please keep it down. I warned Adam Mrs. E. was like this and could turn on you in an instant, I know very well of her doing it to other tenants. Adam is upset because he has let her stare at his ass for almost two years and this is the thanks he gets?

After my girlfriend left we were like, what the fuck, who does she think she is?…I felt like going next door and yelling turn your fucking hearing aid down a couple hours earlier you old bat. Not to mention as if you have any right AT ALL coming over to our apartment at 6:30PM to complain about LAUGHTER when the building has almost NO FUCKING WALLS right now and my bathroom sink has not released ANY WATER in over SEVEN DAYS ! Please, go fuck yourself, maybe then you will even I don’t know, RELAX. We have not complained AT ALL about the situation in the building, take your shit out on the assholes that probably are complaining, if you have to be a cunt be a cunt to them.

If there is even a shard of a thought in you that I am over-reacting to this just wait. This morning I wake up having not showered yesterday or even brushed my teeth cause I am disgusting like that and discover that not one tap in my apartment has water and the Birta is empty. I decide this just won’t do. I pack up a bag with monkeys on it and head over to David’s to use his shower and have a glass of water. As I am heading down the stairs I see the maintenance/construction guys who I think are there to work on the water situation???? but you tell me?? and the fuckers whistle at me. It is one thing, if construction guys whistle at chicks walking by OUTSIDE, BUT you have been working in my building for pushing…hard…on two months now - you have been in and out of my suite a lot and now TODAY you assholes whistle at me. When I get back there I am seriously going to kick them. Hard.

I get over to David’s and there is a sign on his elevator that says that today and today only the HOT water will be shut off for maintenance. You have got to be fucking kidding me. Basically I am over at David’s just hanging out wondering where I will get to shower? Any bets? I did get to brush my teeth, but what about the rest of my 2000 parts?

Mrs. E. you are now officially on MY bad side. I call people I like jerks you can only imagine what I call people I HATE.

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