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I am going to have to start a breast ‘category’ I know it.
Ok y’all here is the deal and seeing as it is pretty evident that I do in fact know everything I expect your full attention.
Sometimes (not all the time….before you start shitting on me there ARE exceptions) I am overly puzzled by the complaints from women in regards to men staring at their breasts.
I myself am a woman. I have breasts. Small ones but breasts none the less and I like mine A LOT. Shit I just realized my bra is on twisted again today. I was going to hold my breasts as I normally do when I sit thinking and I was like man what is that annoying pain in my side and yup yet again wasn’t paying attention when I got dressed. I am wearing this one today. Back to my story now jerks.
I have always been a LARGE lover of breasts. Whenever I’ve made out with chicks I have always gone STRAIGHT for the boobs. I look for any excuse I can to grab my girlfriends boobs AND if they don’t like me staring I tell them to PUT THEM THE FUCK AWAY. (since I met Adam I have not made out with any chicks but the boob grabbing is TOTALLY different) When I go out for walks or go shopping, basically go wherever there are women it is all I have to keep MY eyes on where I am going. I walk around staring at chests, all of them, all the time. I will notice a woman and her teetas well before I will notice an attractive man. And no I am not a closet lesbian, this is my point….If I can’t stop staring at your tits, talking to your tits and drooling over your tits…please explain to me how the fuck men are supposed to?? For real. Most of us bitches flaunt them like it is Christmas every day.
Just something to think about. Or not whatever….won‘t stop me staring at your teetas either way. That woman, the crazy one that won’t look you in the eye…that’s ME!
Have a good weekend jerks.
June 10th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
You have a good weekend too you hilarious little breast ogler!
June 10th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
you have my undivided attention. boobs + chick makeout = full attention + drool. Add to that a green bra and we have something approaching zen.
June 10th, 2005 at 1:59 pm
I am sorry…did you say something? I was staring at your breasts.
June 10th, 2005 at 2:36 pm
I love it…zen & the art of boob oooogling.
June 10th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Men can’t help themselves but stare.
You can, but you choose to look anyways.
I like that about you.
Have a great weekend!
June 10th, 2005 at 3:07 pm
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June 10th, 2005 at 7:24 pm
since when is the most sacred of days, the anniversary of our lord jebus christs birf, all about nudity? baby jeebus was born with a three piece suit.
June 11th, 2005 at 12:09 am
i’m so with you on that…my husband is always making fun of me for staring at girls’ tits and asses constantly. and i’m a grabber too… ha, that’s it, i’m linking to you right now!
June 11th, 2005 at 7:51 am
i agree totally.i wish i had a cupboard full of breasts.one of those big walk in jobs with heaps of shelves.but it would just be wide enough for me to walk thru,so id get titty tickled as i walked thru by hundreds of NORKS.*sigh*
does anyone out there still play ‘elbow tit’?
June 11th, 2005 at 11:52 am
i love boobs. and now, i love you. rawk.
June 11th, 2005 at 2:23 pm
funny!! well it’s nice to get a different perspective. coming from someone who is larger than average, you don’t really have to dress skimpy to get attention, sometimes your boobs just get them. i don’t appreciate stares, it depends on the look/vibes you get. sometimes you are just not in the mood for a pervert!! again it’s if the looking goes on longer than it should.
interesting post!
June 13th, 2005 at 4:32 am
Tell it sista! It’s hard not to stare at breasts, which would explain why we do it all the time.
June 13th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
i’ve been known to stare at tits.. if they are shoved out there with plenty of cleavage or hard nipples. i can’t help it. if they are well concealed.. i still check them out, but i don’t stare.
i used to have dreams about suckling playboy models. with fluffy blonde hair (it was the late 80’s/early 90’s).. and tan skin.. large round perfect breastsesessessss…
since then.. i know the women that will make out with me.. do not look like that. so i’ve revised my dream.
she’s 40, she’s saggy and she’s got grey hair.. and the carpet matches the drapes.